New pickup technique: The naked man v.How I Met Your Mother

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  1. Falconer

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    :bowrofl:

    Basically after the date you make an excuse to go back up to the chick's place (like "i have to use your bathroom"). When she's in the other room, you take off all your clothes and wait for her to return. When she sees you, she laughs, you laugh, she's so shocked that the two of you end up having sex.

    They say it works 2/3 of the time.

    Fucking hilarious episode of a hilarious show :bowrofl:
     
  2. MarshyTheKid

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    That episode was hilarious
     
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    you are so ridiculous :rofl:
     
  4. Falconer

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    plus they only use it when they don't give a shit about the longterm outcome. Like that chick Ted was with was a psycho bitch so who cares even if he struck out?
     
  5. snoozeallday

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    The AV combo killed me
     
  6. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    download it? Or send some nerd on OT a picture of your tits and have him do it for you. If some bitch can get a free ipod, you can get a season of a TV show easily.
     
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    I watched it and I must say, NPH is fucking hilarious. But there is no way I'm leaving some bitches apartment naked without my phone/wallet. She can watch my naked ass waltz through her apartment to find my shit.

    Is Bob Saget the narrator?
     
  9. 60druidgurubash

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    you should upgrade their ram while naked. fuck. thatll up the odds to 100 percent.
     
  10. bjonesy77

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    really? you think it would actually work? If, on a first date, I was dropping you off and said "sorry, but can I use your restroom?" went in the restroom, stripped and walked out......you'd have sex with me?

    (this is given the fact we are on a first date and have no commitments to anyone else)
     
  11. Falconer

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    No kidding. I'd take my shit back too.

    Yeah Bob Saget is the narrator.
     
  12. Falconer

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    omg did that happen on OT? :bowrofl:
     
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    yeah. some girl got her ipod stolen and another OTer put together a fund raiser for her. Paypal him 5 bucks, and when he gets enough to buy her an ipod she will send him nudes. He was to send out the nudes to everybody who sent him 5 bucks.

    I'm not sure if the whole ordeal worked, but I think it did.
     
  14. JordanClarkson

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    that was the best episode ever! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  15. evh

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    [y]5sWaccb8BH4[/y]

    :rofl:
     
  16. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    YES!!! The naked man rocks! That was seriously the best episode of HIMYM ever! I was laughing sooo hard.

    Not sure that the naked man would work though... at least not on me.
     
  17. chica&buddies

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    :rofl: i didn't see that episode, but that show rocks.

    :o that and the big bang theory.
     
  18. BlackIce72

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    well there is a technique called the kung fu penis that's pretty rock solid

    if shit's not escalating you whip it out and start beating off right next to her
     
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    i love that show :coold:
     
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    :rofl: :bigthumb: it's seriously awesome!

    :o despite sheldon's nerdiness, the fact that he's sooo not my type physically, i would totally hit it. :mamoru:
     
  22. Falconer

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    :bowdown:
     
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    :ugh:

    2/3 of the time = 2 out of 3 times

    :ugh:
     
  24. Falconer

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    "Sheldon for the win" I was :bowrofl:'ing so hard when he said that.
     
  25. kronik85

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    sounds like phermon kid/brad p. only they never called it that that i remember.
     

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