NEW GYM IN TOWN: :greddy:

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  1. LanceUppercut

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    NEW GYM IN TOWN: :greddy: (PICS on 2)

    A new gym just opened up in my town. It's called Answer is Fitness. Anybody heard of it? Their little card says they have been nationally recognized for excellence or some shit, but they don't seem to have a website.

    Your VIP Membership Includes:


    • Sauna
    • Eucalyptus Steam Room
    • Spinning
    • Executive Locker Room
    • Oxygen Bar :eek3::eek3:
    • Cinedrome Movie Theatre with Cardio Equpment :eek3::eek3::eek3:
    • Group Exercise Classes
    • Over 60 Flatscreen TV's
    • Over 75 pieces of Cardio Equipment
    • 4 Complete Circuits
    • Internet Cafe (OT at the gym!)
    • Tanning
    • Cinema for Children
    • Juice Bar
    • Golf Simulator
    • Aqua Massage
    Seems a bit :greddy:, no?
     
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  2. Drag On

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    Understatement of the century

    I would probably join it though !!!! D'oh !
     
  3. LanceUppercut

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    I'm thinking about going down there and seeing if they are hiring. I'll probably stick with my current gym, but working their would be a good source of steady pussy.
     
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    ummmm ok, fuck that
     
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    thats pretty fuckin awesome, aqua massages are the shit!
     
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    Damn I wish my gym had some of that stuff. A nice aqua massage after deadlifts would probably be the bee's knees. And a movie theatre with cardio equipment in it might make me hate cardio a little less. Too bad that I doubt they have a deadlift platform or reverse hyper up in that bitch, nonetheless know what one is.

    That reminds me of a convo I had with one of the trainers at my gym yesterday

    Me: Where did you move the glute ham raise?
    Him : The what?
    Me: The bendy over thingy.
    Him: Oh, its right over there.
    Me: :hs:
     
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    thats funny to me for soem reason.
     
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    as gay as that shit is
    it's pretty fucking pimp

    all but the computers, that's fucking gay

    take away computers, add a vietnamise rub and tug, adn you got a winner
     
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    um, where are the weights?
     
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    the fuck you need those for when you got a sauna and a juice bar
     
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    squats, good mornings, & deadlifts :naughty:
     
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    That's what I want to know. I'm hoping they figure they are just assumed/ people who read flyers won't be using them.
     
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    If there are enough free weights and racks...why not? I'd go there for the tanning, steam room, and sauna
     
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    It sounds like the whole gym is geared around being able to look important while you talk on your cell phone so people will be like, "who look at him he is important" while you do cardio and drink juice.
     
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    :werd:

    I'd love to be the hardcore broly there
     
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    it really gets old being at a gym like that.. and you don't even get driven to progress as much, just because nobody else is and they're all fucking pansies
     
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    it's also like $50/month
     
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    boo
     
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    that place sounds pricey
     
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    :squint:


    that's not bad then, if that place was around where i lived it'd be like fucking 200 bucks amonth
     
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    I can imagine a LOTTTT of mid-late aged milf's there who are going to 'get fit' with pounanies drippin

    if you are the broly there, you will bust nuts in married woman...who can ask for more

    that place sounds like a pussy buffet
     
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    Yeah, but 50 bucks a month is a big jump from like 150 a year at the Y.

    Now that I think about it though... 50 doesn't sound too high.

    Though, I don't know anybody who has even seen the inside of this place. I think I'm gonna pay a visit today. Maybe I'll post pics.
     
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    with your barbie digi cam you bought from WalMart? yeah ok
     
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    Ummm.... I was thinking I'd use ye olde Kodak EasyShare 4.0, thank you very much.
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    She aint pretty, but she'll get the job done.
     
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