FRK neverending story

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  1. If you view this, addin a sentence to the story, can go in any direction or be as stupid as you want.Here goes...

    There once was this guy who enjoyed giving women head, but one day he went down on a woman who smelled like fish....
     
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    He decided to just go ahead and do it even though she stunk, 2 days later his teeth began to rot...
     
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    And his breath smelled like.....you guessed it....fish.
     
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    All the neighborhood cats were attracted to him now, and they were starting to dry hump his legs. So he tried to remedy the smell of her by...
     
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    gargling with gasoline and lighting a match...
     
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    Unfortunately what he thought was gasoline was a jerry can full of Astroglide.
     
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    He then went over to his g/fs house and spit it in her face.
     
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    And she was all "Wtf." because it's not every day you get a face full of Astroglide.
     
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    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    she rubbed herself down with it anyway, and slid on the slip-n-slide in the front yard waving to the nearby school kids.
     
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    Or was it the end?
     
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    So the guy with the fishy breath
     
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    rubbed himself down with mayonase and clucked like a chicken.
     
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    And then God looked down on OT, put his head in his hands and asked, "What the fuck is wrong with these people?"
     
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    Esp69st Who's talking about OIL... bitch you cooking

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    Once OT was shut down by GOD, more than 15000 members had no choice but to watch porn
     
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    the_wheel_man Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home...

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    and while wanking to said porn, god made their dicks explode
     
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    Game over. Human race terminated.
     
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    the_wheel_man Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home...

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    so now the human race is zombies with no dicks
     
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    And the aliens are like, "Wtf is this doing in F/S, this is such a weird ass story."
     
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    :werd: freaky not found.
     
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