I'm busy today, so this is an abridged version of this story. Yesterday, the wife and I were looking for sumpin new and sexual to do. She suggested that she was up for anything. So after wasting a couple hours being bored out of our heads looking for something we haven't done, we went to a masage parlor. It was so much fun. We we're both nervous, totally weirding each other out. But the end result was me and this little naked blonde teaming up on an oily body rub for the wife, then that little blonde straddled the table and stood over the wifes head, and masturbated furiously while I fucked wifey poo right there on the massage table. Never done that before. The older I get, the less chance I get to say that. I like saying that.