Neighbor Girl

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by Guz200sx, May 22, 2007.

  1. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2002
    Messages:
    15,741
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Wellington, Florida Bitches!
    How would you guys go about approaching a girl who is your neighbor...

    I usually only see her from a distance though. The first time I spotted her, I was leaving in my car and she was walking to her car. After that, everytime i've seen her, I've only seen her from a distance ... either gettin into her car or just coming home. I'm usually in my apartment and I can see our cars right from my patio window. I just saw her leave this morning.

    I had a thought about leaving her a note on her car introducing myself :hs: But is that weird?????
     
  2. Jackie Treehorn

    Jackie Treehorn Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2002
    Messages:
    23,688
    Likes Received:
    0
    I once worked with a guy who's method of introduction was to leave a note on t his chick's car cause he was to shy to approach her. She worked in an adjacent office. Like a bunch of perps we watched from the office window when she found it. Long story short, she ended up marrying this tool. So hey, it could work, but yes most women you may actually want to be with will not respond to such an approach. I would go for the direct approach.
     
  3. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2003
    Messages:
    18,807
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Ontario
    "Dear hotty, I watch you come and go from your house everyday via my patio window. I haven't really seen you up close and certainly haven't talked to you, but I can tell you are someone I want to fuc...get to know better. Call me XXX-XXXX."


    Creepy dude, start waving at her when you see her. Then when you get a chance to go talk to her do it. Don't leave a stalker note
     
  4. Hunter Michaels

    Hunter Michaels The Real American Gigolo

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2004
    Messages:
    2,534
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    The NORTHSHORE, Louisiana
    just catch her outside one day and say hello. make small talk and just get try to get a feel for what she likes to do, then find something you have in common with her.
     
  5. .

    I'm going to use that one from now on. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:l:rofl:
     
  6. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2002
    Messages:
    18,783
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Lansing, MI USA
    Leave one of those greeting cards that plays a song when you open it up. Set the theme song to Hall and Oates "Private Eyes" -- she'll get the hint. And a TRO.
     
  7. demosnat

    demosnat New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2006
    Messages:
    4,994
    Likes Received:
    0
    Please please, please, don't leave the poor thing a note. Go ask to like, borrow some milk or whatever, I dont know. Ask for some jumper cables. My neighbor (other half of dublex) left a me a note once. It was so awkward the rest of the time we lived near each other. He knew my name which was odd I still wonder if he looked at my mail, b/c I have a weird spelling and he got it right.
    "Dear Morgen, blahblah your so beautiful I would hate to pass up a chance to get to know you blahblah get a drink blahblah Im weird and ten years older than you and probably masturbate to the sound of you fucking your boyfriend blahblah."
    Something to that extent.
     
  8. ass_kicker32

    ass_kicker32 New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2004
    Messages:
    5,058
    Likes Received:
    0
    Wow, Im amazed at the eloquence of some stalkers.
     
  9. PocoDiablo

    PocoDiablo New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2004
    Messages:
    4,413
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    NOVA
    If anything, get your ass outside more often. Wash your car so you have an excuse to say hi to her. After you say hi to her 2-3 times, then tell her "Hey baby, you just can't stay away, can you? What's your name?" in a VERY OBVIOUS joking way.

    If you're of age, have a beer out there, offer her a drink a few times later, but only in exchange for her cleaing your entire house top to bottom (again, an obvious joke.)

    Don't be quiet - that's creepy. Look her in the eye, say hi, or wave if you're at a distance. And if she doesn't reciprocate, try 1-2 more times.

    leaving a note is a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE idea. Please don't do it!
     
  10. ass_kicker32

    ass_kicker32 New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2004
    Messages:
    5,058
    Likes Received:
    0
    pocodiablo is the smartest person on this forum. (Sorry beast and JKidd5) listen to his advice :bowdown:
     
  11. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2006
    Messages:
    32,592
    Likes Received:
    5
    Stalker.....
     
  12. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2002
    Messages:
    15,741
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Wellington, Florida Bitches!

    borrow some milk??:ugh:
     
  13. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2002
    Messages:
    15,741
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Wellington, Florida Bitches!
    Yea, gotta have some big balls to do that....So its all good. Just another throwaway situation.
     
  14. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2002
    Messages:
    15,741
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Wellington, Florida Bitches!
    Watch it....You may be next.






































































    :noes:
     
  15. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2006
    Messages:
    32,592
    Likes Received:
    5
    leaving a note on her care?? :ugh:






    :rofl:
     
  16. AndNineteen

    AndNineteen G!zMo's High School Pic

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2005
    Messages:
    11,435
    Likes Received:
    0
    mix your mail in with hers and hope that she comes over to give it back!!
     
  17. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2003
    Messages:
    18,807
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Ontario
    This thread reaks of stalker
     

Share This Page