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  1. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    My gf and I are gonna try anal very soon, and was wondering about preparation, lubes, etc. We tried it in the spring, and we were both loaded and she was sore for a couple days lol :hs:

    We want to do it right this time. She's scared that I might be too thick to fit properly. :hs:
     
  2. crunchy_black

    crunchy_black OT Supporter

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    Lube and more lube and just go slow.

    Well its an anal cavity, its not meant to have big monsters such as your cock up there
     
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    You need to start slowly. You should spend 10 mins preparing her anus for penetration with fingers and maybe a small vibrator so it loosens her up a bit. The most comfortable positions for the woman is doggy and woman on top. Start off penetration really slowly and iv always found it more comfortable by pushing against the man to start off with. Pushing your anus out (kinda like when you poo) makes putting stuff up it a lot easier because it eases the muscles. Lots of thickish lube is essential and the first few times I did anal I used a desensitising lube (with mild anesthetic in) such as anal ease.

    For cleaner anal sex you should have been to the toilet beforehand and you can get douches for cleaning the anal passage before sex. They're cheap and easy to use.
     
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    this may be the only time that u can spit on any ur gal and she won't hate u for it.

    of course u spit in her ass and use it as lube.....
     
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    Lube, and try and buy some anal toys to get her used to the feeling of having something penetrate her and be inside of her...thats as far as I've gotten. it takes a while to work up to.
     
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    ramming speed, captain
     
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    registeredPORK Happy Poo Poo

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    do it slowly with plenty of time to foreplay. Fingers, vibrators, tons and tons of fucking lube. Don't push, let her push. She knows how much she can take in.
     
  9. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    that guide is gold!
     
  10. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    I can't help but notice Sam Gamgee wrote it -- and uses female terms. Was this before he caught gay?


    And if I hit it raw, no condoms, will any random stray poop fragments cause me any medical problems? I'm uncut, but during an erection, my foreskin is pulled all the way back.
     
  11. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Seriously....use a condom.
     
  12. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    I was thinking that would be a good idea. Nopoopunderforeskin ftw.
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :werd: Plus most men who have done anal will tell you for reasons other than possibly infections, diseases, health reasons that you just will be glad you wore a condom when dealing with the butthole.
     
  14. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    The 'chocolate surprise?' :hs:
     
  15. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    why thank you
     
  16. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    Nope. I just sanitized it so all the retarded OT OD wouldn't be like "ewwwww.... he's talking about homo sex.... what a fag... I can't read that or I might throw up all over the place"
     
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    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    lol i got a boner reading it... now i feel dirty kuz author was gay

    oh well. thanks still
     
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    Also consider gel lubes and liquid lubes... some work better than the others, and some don't dry out as quickly as others.
     
  21. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    Would astroglide be a good lube? Our KY seems to dry up real fast.
     
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    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    HA!

    System JO is all around good stuff. kinda expensive though. vaseline feels very heavy and thick, but it does come down to personal preference. keep whatever you have within easy reach if you need to re-apply. just make sure it doesn't spill all over the bed.

    a good start is having her lay on her side and spoon. expect it to take 2-3 times for her to really get used to it, so be prepared.

    oh, one more thing. don't be Tucker Max.

    http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/e...ies_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
     

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