Need real advice on how to pass a urine (thc) test

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  1. nainline6ftw

    nainline6ftw Winter is coming

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    Hopefully this is the right place to post this:

    Well, my good friend might have a test coming up soon. He doesn't know exactly when it is, but most likely sometime next week (he will be notified). He has been smoking every other day, give or take, for the last few months and used to smoke more than that in the past. Is there anything he can do to prepare for the test?

    :mamoru:

    I think the best option for him might be synthetic urine in a tube, but at this point I'd like to hear first hand experiences, so I can relay the information to him.

    Thanks.
     
  2. Patrick Bateman

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    HEY BRO ARE YOU SURE ITS FOR YOUR FRIEND AND NOT YOU?
     
  3. nainline6ftw

    nainline6ftw Winter is coming

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    100% sure :hsugh:
     
  4. Ricer

    Ricer OT Supporter

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    alright, here is how this bro will pass

    go to a marijuana store like THC or the friendly stranger (whatever you have in your area) get the detox pill (they will own you on price because they know you are desperate) read the instructions and take the pill when they say to take it, I think its like 1 or 2 days before the test

    after that drink cranberry juice and water... like CHUG it and you will pass
     
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    cant the test come back "tampered" with or dilluted or something. if he pisses pure water or what not i heard places can either fail you or make you re-take it.
     
  6. kelali

    kelali OT Supporter

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    www.testclear.com

    get synthetic urine, comes with a vial, powder, and a heat pad

    werks good, it's the same stuff they use to calibrate the testing machines
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    powdered urine is neat.


    i've always wanted to play a practical joke with it.
     
  9. nainline6ftw

    nainline6ftw Winter is coming

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    Thanks for the link. That's looking like the way to go but it seems too easy. I mean, what's to stop everyone from using this method since it's fool-proof as long as you pull it off. Don't they watch you or something?

    Thanks for being mature about this guys.
     
  10. NUDES

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    Im not a faggot pothead stoner cocksucking jew fuck like you but when I tested they watched me out the corner of their eye.

    No but really they did. It was a girl too. I had to leave the door like kinda opened and she kept eyeing in. Not sure if thats even legal or not, was kinda awkward.
     
  11. dru

    dru I want to blah blah blah

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    A lot of people do it. 95% of the time the test is unsupervised. If he is watched he will have to use a whizzinator.
     
  12. nainline6ftw

    nainline6ftw Winter is coming

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    Good odds. I sorta doubt the test will be supervised since it's for employment not probation or something.
     
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    Mine was for employment at a fucking shitty retail store when I was like 17 or 18.
     
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    I bought a cheapie whizzinator for 55, I passed and got the job...
     
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    I had to take one the other day. They didn't watch me pee but the lady gave me a container with no cap so I had to hand her back an open cup of my own piss. Plus, they warned me about drinking too much water and having to take the test again because of it being diluted so I barely drank anything and the piss was smelly as fuck. :hs:

    btw, i passed by not smoking for a month
     
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    There's a certain threshold where if you smoke enough the levels are too high and can't be detected. I'd say just BLAZE 5x a day and pass while having bowls of fun.
     
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    most employment jobs are unsupervised

    I've also passed with the detox stuff. I bought some shit from a smoke shop, was a few pills and a vial of fluid. This was for jobs in college.

    Directions for that were to avoid smoking for at least 48 hours. Down the pills and fluid within 8 hours of your test. Drink two liters of water, pee three times, and all urine after that will be clean. I also drank an energy drink to add color back into the urine.

    This method, you're actually diluting your urine by quite a bit, but the detox stuff adds back in minerals to make it pass and look like a solid urine sample.
     
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    DON'T SMOKE WEED LOL!!
     
  19. nainline6ftw

    nainline6ftw Winter is coming

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    :rofl:


    Interesting. What do you think would be a safer bet? Bringing in clean piss or cleaning your own before hand?
     
  20. D-FENS

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    I find it ridiculous how many people act like they're going to die if they have to go a week without smoking. I was smoking several times a day for 6 months, got arrested and put on probation, within a week of my arrest, weed never even crossed my mind, much less the temptation to actually smoke.

    But the day I'm off probation I'm getting high as fuck.
     
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    What is the job for? I highly doubt it's supervised, synthetic is your best bet.

    If its supervised act all embarassed and say you have a phobia of showing people your wang and need to calm down and that you will come back later :naughty:
     
  22. nainline6ftw

    nainline6ftw Winter is coming

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    :rofl::mamoru:

    Just some random local company. Good call on the phobia thing, I think it's a solid plan.
     
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    sweat a lot
     
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    mask it with a boatload of coke
     
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    CHUG 3 CUPS OF RAW EGG WHITES, HELL GET HUGE AT THE SAME TIME
     
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