Need a crash course in programming

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  1. zxghostrider

    zxghostrider Sometimes you gotta hop on two wheels

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    Does anyone have a website or some resource that can give me, step by step in lemans terms, on everything one would need to know to get started programming.
     
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    Depends on what language you want to start programming in...?
     
  3. deusexaethera

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    lameness terms?

    Might be best to start with English, then move on to C++ or Java.
     
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    search for torrent for java training

    reading is boring so i prefer video based training
     
  5. zxghostrider

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    cplusplus.com
     
  7. Peyomp

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    x86assembly.com

    Look at my penis!
     
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    My penis is bigger!
     
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    is that willy wonka?
     
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    My ego doesn't even fit in this forum, bitch.
     
  14. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    :werd:
     
  15. Peyomp

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    No pics no care.
     
  16. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    I don't have a microscope! :mamoru:
     
  17. Peyomp

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    Wouldn't that put your smaller C++ penis... on the molecular level?
     
  18. deusexaethera

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    He never said it wasn't an electron microscope.
     
  19. Peyomp

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    So his cock is a quark?
     
  20. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    My cock is bigger than your beard. :noes:
     
  21. deusexaethera

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    It must be pretty oddly-shaped too, if you can make that kind of direct comparison. You might want to consult a plastic surgeon.
     

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