My wife is a bigger Alcky than I am.

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  1. trancezj

    trancezj New Member

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    so I told the crazy whore, I says "crazy whore, we be not drinkin' for janumarys". It's only been 6 days and she's damn near in withdrawls.
     
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    BoypussY game over.

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    your SO is supposed to support your goals not deter you from them. Kick the bitch to the curb and focus on yourself.

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  3. LBSOHK

    LBSOHK do ya ?

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    why did you decide not to drink :noes:
     
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    lol she's my wife she does as she's told.
     
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    I was drinking too much even for me. But besides that, she needed to slow down. With me being gone every 3rd day, she got so she'd lay around reading these whore books (just what I call stupid woman books in general) and kill a bottle of vino.
     
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    you refer to your wife as a crazy whore, awesome
     
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    LBSOHK do ya ?

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    :rofl:
     
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    I'm a big tough internets man is right.

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    although I will call her a crazy hooker to her face. in a loving way that is.
     
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    Was the Bud Tanker truck having to stop twice a day? :fawk:
     
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    well what had happened was... they just send another one.
     
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    All womenz are crazy whores!!
     
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    beat me too it :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
     
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    wife and I had this discussion one night. I says, "all women are crazy whores". She says "no we're not". I says "name one that's not". that put 'er in the vapor lock.
     
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    I thought you were just a drunk, when did you start going to meetings? :fawk:
     
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    Become a pill fiend instead. They're low carb!
     
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    sorry. got my terminology wrong there. drunk. no meetings.

    I'd blend in around here. All joking aside, that shit is leaps and bounds worse than drinking some beers a few night a week.
     
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    smoke some of the meth you cook in your u-haul truck?
     
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    Then when his firefighter buddies show up after the explosion, he can just claim to be first on scene :noes:
     
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    I told uhaul to take a hike. fuck a bunch of that.
     
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    You really not doing that any more?
     
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    nope.
     
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    I'm glad you got out of the meth business before you blew yourself up
     
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