MIL My wife in teh guard

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  1. smokie700

    smokie700 right near da beach, Boiiiii

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    So the wifey wants to join the guard, whoo hoo!! I'm pumped for her. She was a spoiled child and really has no concept of what she is capable of. So Im pretty excited for her. The best part is I will make her stand at parade rest to talk to me, hehe
     
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    since when do you talk while at parade rest?
     
  3. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    make her give you a reporting statement too.
     
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    smokie700 right near da beach, Boiiiii

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    Maybe I should rephrase. I'll make her stand at parade rest while I talk to her
     
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    Yeah I'm sure she'll stay faithful at AIT too.
     
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    smokie700 right near da beach, Boiiiii

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    She'll be in my unit kinda, I'm infantry and she's admin. Think of the things WE'LL do when deployed.:naughty: :naughty:
     
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    smokie700 right near da beach, Boiiiii

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    First off she's a military brat, we were married while i was AD and been married for 5 years. Somehow I don't see her cheating on me in AIT. Any cheating she would have did she would have done then.
     
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    No further comments. :)
     
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    bootcamp is over junior
     
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    lol holy crap.

    Go check in with your recruiter, NOW.
     
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    No offense to your wife, but I'd never, ever date a girl in the military. If my wife wanted to join the military, I'd divorce her the moment she swears in. I've ran into a thousand more whores in the military than decent ones, which is probably why I despise females in the military. Well, most of them anyway.
     
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    EYOB :noes:
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Most of the lower ranking females are horrible. The ones above E-6 seem to be fine. It's like they matured or something. Imagine that.
     
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    smokie700 right near da beach, Boiiiii

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    there's a pic of me and the wifey in the "show your pic" thread. I never dated military females, there were definately immature. This is the NG though and she's not an imature girl. She just hasn't done anything since highschool and being in teh guard will allow her to go to school and actually get her in a career field where she do more with her life. Also the guard unit I'm in (same for her) just got back from Iraq and unless another major war happens, we will not deploy until 2008 at earliest.
    Most of the whore I encountered were way young and didn't experience life too much which is not the case in her situation.
     
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    aphoric Even if god did exist, it would be necessary to ab

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    have fun making her stand at parade rest, I tried to make my ex-wife do pushups once...
     

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