FRK My trip to the porn shop!

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  1. AndNineteen

    AndNineteen G!zMo's High School Pic

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    So today I woke up late and decided I needed a break from classes. I drove up
    To college and everything but was like fuck it. I went out for a nice breakfast and decided after a long night of webcam fun with an Australian friend I was going to surprise her and buy a cock ring. So I left college and went for a long ride
    To the closest porn shop. After a good 20 minute ride I finally got there. I drove by it and kept going.

    So I turned around and went back and pulled into the parking lot. I was extremely nervous. I got out and covered my face
    so people driving by couldn’t see me. As I walked in, a woman who had to be at least 40 greeted me. I felt so out of place.

    She asked if she could help me find anything and I explained to her I wanted a cock ring. After walking through an isle of vagina attackers,
    she brought me to the cock rings. I was scared by some of these toys, they had some freaky shit. There was like a 14 inch dildo as thick as my wrist.
    So anyway, she asked what size I needed and me, being a giant n00b had no idea. So I explained that this was my first time

    Ever thinking about getting it and was blushing like crazy. So she asked me for sizes, I felt even dumber when I told her I have never measured it.
    She then smiled and said, well we have 1 option then, she took me to a private booth and basically instructed me to get hard and call for her when I was ready.
    So, I did as she said, expecting her to just hand me a measuring tape or something. I was wrong; she came in the booth and pretty much looked at it and knew what size I needed.
    I was really impressed she was that good. So all in all, I got my cock ring and a 40 year old woman checked out my package. Thought maybe you guys might like to hear about it.



    Post more porn shop stories!
     
  2. NYM3

    NYM3 Is this teal life or is it....fanta-sea?

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    interesting....i dont have stories that good...but i have been in many a pron shop :bigthumb:
     
  3. luvstar99

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    did'nt know they had rooms like that in there.
     
  4. red97gst

    red97gst New Member

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    wow that's fuckin outta control

    :rofl: at "vagina attackers"
     
  5. ShoverBot

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    lol damn if only, every time ive been into our local porn shop, the girls working are always pretty damn hott, this last time she was like perfect, long black and blue hair, piercings everywhere, and some tight jeans
     
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    she didn't look at ur junk

    I smell BS
     
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    Soybomb New Member

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    Last time I was in a porn shop the clerk started talking to me about linux and the screen savers. That was the last time I wore my tux hat to the porn store.
     
  8. AndNineteen

    AndNineteen G!zMo's High School Pic

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    you're more then welcome to say what you want. But its not like she touched it or anything. She looked at it and was like ok you need this size. She see's 1000 cocks a day I doubt she minded see another one.
     
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    I swear, sex shoppes have the best customer service bar none
     
  10. Vegasoutkast

    Vegasoutkast New Member

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    Most people that work in the shops do not look at guys cocks all day :rolleyes:

    And for cock rings they most only come in 3 sizes anyway.
     
  11. imori

    imori Phasma En Machina

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    Well, you figure the customers gonna get fucked one way or another, might as well show them what will fuck them over the best.
     
  12. ally

    ally awh kittah

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    Australian friend eh? I guess i meant nothing to you. :wtc:
     
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    small medium and internet penis? :confused:
     
  14. AndNineteen

    AndNineteen G!zMo's High School Pic

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    Dont wanna get into this with you on boards, message me some time and we can talk....
     
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    make a trip to a shop and see for urself :wiggle:
     
  16. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    The bf and I go to the local porn shop here in town sometimes, I feel so out of place there. Picture for those who watch or seen commericals Bree from Desperate housewives type person is me. My bf on the other hand goes in running (not literally) and has a time and a half going. But we usually pick something small out and go have fun yay for us.
     
  17. PrettyLush5

    PrettyLush5 red sky at night

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    :rofl: That's pretty funny.

    I can't think of any good stories except one time my ex and I were in this shop and when we walked out someone driving their car down the street yelled "PERVERTS!!" out their window at us and we found that to be rather hilarious.
     
  18. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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  19. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    My favorite sex shop was 10 minutes away from College--called "Books"! It was great, because if students used a credit card that their parents paid for, then the parents would think that they made academic purchases...lol!

    So, when you first walk in, you are greeted by a 10x12 room with paperback and comic books from like the 80's. Everyone walks right past that shit, because after the next door, is the porn! Imagine a really big 7-Eleven, with about 9 isles. The next door, however, takes you back to the private booths (for watching video's, stroking, and meeting others).

    Primarily, I luved that place because they had the cheapest prices EVER! And I really don't have much in the way f funny stories there...but I did get kicked out one night...:hsugh:
     
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    I remember when I was dating this girl in college. we went to the porn shop for a VHS (at the time DVD's were just coming out) and we walked by the gay section. She was like ewww gross. Then one of the cashiers (Male) said "Don't knock it till u try it" it was pretty funny : -)
     
  21. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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  22. Vegasoutkast

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    well I may be wrong, maybe u can get others online but the 5 or so shops Ive been to here only have 3 sizes. I was
    kinda dissapointed of the lack of selection here. IF you know somewhere else let me know because I need to replace the 2 I have now!


    The rubber ones - not the others~
     
  23. NYM3

    NYM3 Is this teal life or is it....fanta-sea?

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    most of the ones i have seen are all really stretchy rubber....at first i looked at them...like there is no way i could even fit my finger in there....

    but it worked....very tight...but it worked
     
  24. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    What size? And did you want rubber or silicone?
     
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    MR-BAD Lurkey

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