COMIC My SS present has arrived! v.OTneverletsmedown

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  1. XTREME COCKSUCKER

    XTREME COCKSUCKER New Member

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    Disclaimer: Sorry for the shitty, oversized cell phone pics. It's all I can get.


    So I arrive home from a long and torturous drive through terrible weather to find a box in my kitchen:

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    Upon closer inspection, I realize this isn't just any ordinary box. This is a box with some fuckin' fine art on that shit. Looks like we have the next Jack Kirby on OT:

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    So after ripping the box open, I'm treated to three packages inside:

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    The one on the left has some weight to it, and is in a shape that seems vaguely reminiscent of when I used to get action figures for Christmas. The middle bag is filled with a few light things, all the same size, and given the bag I had a feeling it'd be something Green Lantern related. The package on the right is the one I really can't make heads nor tails of: it's got some heft, but it's in a strangely long shape that I've never seen before. So I decide I'll save that one for last.

    First up, the bag. Inside of which is some fancy jewelry:

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    :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: All the rings!


    Second, the green gift. Open it up to find one of my favorite characters of all time inside:

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    It's an incredibly cool lead figurine that is now perched perfectly above my computer at my work station. It also came with a little booklet type thing that explains the history of Guy and all of the must-have runs featuring him. :coold::bowdown:


    And that brings us to the final present. This is the one I couldn't quite figure out. I gently stroked the package to find out it has a decent weight and an odd shape to it, one that I've never seen anything comic book-related in. I just can't figure out what it could be.






    Drum roll please...









    Wait for it.....















    Just a little longer now..............












    And...................................




    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO XTREME COCKSUCKER!!!:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:



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    That's right ladies and gentleman, a 12 inch, double headed, black dildo. Only the finest from Own3d_Productivity.

    And how did I know it was Own3d_Productivity you ask? And I tell you, because he put a note in the bottom of the box, shithead.


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    But not only is there a letter, there's a fuckin' poem. Walt Whitman shit, ya heard?

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    :bowrofl:



    All in all, a great gift from SS. Jim, this was shaping up to be a rough Christmas, but you started mine out with some great presents and much-needed humor. Thanks a ton:bowdown::bowdown:
     
  2. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    Man's giving out dick like it's goin' out of style. :rofl:
     
  3. Mr Coffee

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    OTCC Cock-Lover of The Year Award goes instantly to Own3d_Productivity :bowrofl:
     
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    mooredodge 3,2,1 I'm the bomb...and I'm ready to go off in yo

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  5. 0wn3d_productivity

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    Hey man, glad you liked everything :)

    And I hope the rest of your Christmas goes great too :)
     

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