FRK My plan to get give it to her IDB is gradually working

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  1. Asgard

    Asgard New Member

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    Me: you do realize
    Me: that
    Me: the fact that you asked your friend what its like to have anal sex
    Me: means that you're considering it, because you're wondering what its like
    Her: No shit sherlock
    Her: Of course I've been considering it
    Me: I'd nope there'd be no shit :naughty:
     
  2. toeshoes

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    read up on it first. use LOTS of lube and go slow if it's her first time. :goyou:
     
  3. BrokenHalo

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    congrats and good luck to you.

    just a word of advice though... don't mention the word shit when you're talking about it... the thought of shit being involved at all will embarass the crap out of some girls (no pun intended) and they'll back out in a heartbeat.

    oh, and if you do get to do it and you end up a little brown... don't make faces because you'll never get to do it again.
     
  4. Kinks

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    go very slow, work up to it with a finger first. otherwise the muscles will go "hey something's not right here" and spasm, and that'll turn her right off the idea.
     
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    imori Phasma En Machina

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    I had to get my ex worked up to it.

    first, I started tossing her salad. After a few months or so, I started using a finger, then two after about a month. Then using a vibrator and THEN my cock. With her, I just had to stretch her limits out over time to get her really into it. after that, she was requesting it and begging for cum in her ass :drool:
     
  6. bandwagon

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    Stop verbalizing stuff like this with her.

    The more you talk about it the less she'll want to do it. Women HATE feeling like sluts. You know she wants it, just do it! Besides, if you just DO it instead of talking about it she'll be like 'Wow he knows me soo well!'.

    If she brings it up after, say "I don't know what you're talking about" and smile. CHICKS DO THIS ALL THE TIME. Let it be your little secret together.
     
  7. awlewis

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    Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue

    /buttsex
     
  8. Chiron

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    :bowdown:Tucker Max
     
  9. God of Thunder

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    Oh my god, thats fucking hilarious.
     
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    i dont find it hillarious at all, that poor girl. I feel very bad for her. I guess i dont even know what to say, maybe i am just in a bad mood but i think this is just horrible
     
  11. Jinx

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    Tucker Max FTW.

    I started reading the first few lines of it without seeing the header of the thread, and I was like "Goddamn, this sounds familiar.."

    :hs:
     
  12. Kinks

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    :bowrofl:

    I've read that story before but had to revisit it in full.. even if it's not true the telling is just perfect :big grin:
     
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    First time I did IDB with my wife and she's done it before, no lube... just pussyjuice :o Felt nice tho :eek5:
     
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    That was fucking great. Thanks for sharing. :big grin:
     
  15. gorilla

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    Lay her on her belly
    Put funnel in her bum.
    Pur lube in.
    Stand across the room naked.
    Run full speed towards her and jump.
    Try to guide your cock into the funnel in mid air
    ????
    enjoy


    (I figured you already had good advice, minus well give you some fun ones.)

    Keeping it your dirty little secret together is part of the fun.
     
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    they love feeling like sluts, they hate stating they are sluts. but hte really fun ones know it, feel it, say it, and love it.
     
  17. bandwagon

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    I agree with you but it has to be subcommunicated. Verbalizing it causes all kinds of bad feelings... unless your girl is a TRUE freak and has no good-girl in her at all.
     

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