My Penis > Fucked Up?

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by N8ive, Dec 29, 2004.

  1. N8ive

    N8ive Guest

    when i was a little kid getting his first hard on's, i would lay on my stomach when i was in bed witht them .. my penis was pointing towards my face i guess, and know (17 yrs old) when ever i get a hard on, it does not go 'out', but 'up'
    it points up . .. . . is there something wrong with that? :noes:
     
  2. mkevaldz

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    nah, and it actually comes in handy for certian sexual positions...
     
  3. N8ive

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    yea thats what i think too . .. . face to face would result in more g-spot stimulation ?

    but im discouraged that sum girl will be like "wtf????"
     
  4. mkevaldz

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    if your dick isn't riddled with warts, or not shaped like a question mark, and you get a WTF reaciton, you don't need to be with a girl like that.

    Dicks are ugly, plain and simple, as long as yours isn't freakishly ugly, she should deal with it.
     
  5. Toastier

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    This is true, dicks are ugly, we all look like we our guts are hangin out.
     
  6. Ryuhei

    Ryuhei Oh gawd

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    My penix is pretty.
     
  7. Original

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    Mine does the same thing.. i was always worried that I was gonna be made fun of until I learned that it hits the g-spot so much more easier :fawk:
     
  8. plat

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    :stupid:
     
  9. BTA

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    Mine's quite attractive actually
     
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    :werd: mine too :hsd:
     
  11. Bam Bam

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    No problem here.

    I was actually wondering the same thing when I was your age. I always layed on my belly too when I slept, except my dick would be pointing downwards. So now my dick has a bodacious downward curve. When I'm 100% hard, it doesnt stick out straight. It kind of hangs there, which makes it look a lot bigger than it really is. Also perfect for hitting all the right spots when she's not facing me (doggystyle,spooning,etc)

    What can I say? I got a big ol' banana dick.
     
  12. z3us

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    Exactly like me. Dayum I can do some damage with doggystyle.
     
  13. sleev

    sleev It's sleep, life, and death It's speed, coke, and

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    some peeps like it better when it sticks up, looks more dramatic
     
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    WHen it sticks up, it does the ticklish to the gspot. Yum yum!
     
  15. Mike4831

    Mike4831 “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’l

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    Sucks to be you.
     
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    wouldnt the title be my penis = fucked up? your title is saying that your penis is greater than fucked up, which makes me say wtf
     
  17. TheProwler

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    as long as it's not a really sharp angle, it's quite normal
     
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    Mine points up and a little to right, also a banana shape here too. :bigthumb:

    Didn't we have this convo like 3 days ago? :ugh:
     
  19. tweakerpc

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    My dick only point starght accross, my "Balls to heavy" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     

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