my new job fucking rules

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  1. Kirk Hinrich

    Kirk Hinrich New Member

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    basically i work at this deli, and one of the big items is egg salad, so to make it you go to this fridge with theser buckeets full of hundreds and hundreds of hardboiled eggs. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: i help myself to like one every half hour, then take a few home, great free protein.
     
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    would they be pissed if they caught u?:noes:
     
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    i dunno, ill just delt smash em. :mamoru:
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    its called stealing.

    you should ask if you're allowed.. not worth losing a job over a few eggs.
     
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    good fuckin man.
     
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    talk to your boss/manager for permission. dont be shady


    and yes im sorta jealous:hsd:
     
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    eggs are a dozen for 99 cents. :wtftheft:
     
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    watch them egg yolks with all the cholestrol, flush em down the toilet
     
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    velamint Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

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    hahaha
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    they're fucking eggs. i'm sure the manager wouldn't care
     
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    Make 9000 stupid posts..
     
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    :rofl: :ugh:
     
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    can you smuggle a bunch out and supply f&n w/ contraband eggs?
     
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    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    wg grinders food>cold eggs
     
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    milani "The best activities for your health are pumping a

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    12 eggs = .99 cents


    So, 1 every half hour = 16/day
    Take a few home = 20/day
    x 5 days week = 100 eggs/week
    /12 = 8.3 dozen eggs week
    *.99 = $8/week stolen from his store...

    Yeah, he will mind, assjacket....
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    meanwhile, he's probably paying his employees minimum wage or damn near and will still be ahead if 8$ a week worth of eggs are taken from his store.
     
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    milani "The best activities for your health are pumping a

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    That's not the point. If he has stolen these eggs over the course of a year, he has stolen @ $500 of eggs, which adds up, and in Illinois, where he lives, could get jail time. Not that I give 2 shits, the point is the guy was nice enough to give him a job, just pay for the friggin eggs, or ask him.

    Gee, I work in IT. SO, using this logic, we have 700 servers. If I take one home per week, I should be ok, right????? They ony pay me ______, and they won't even notice. It's just another server...
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    Generally workers are allowed to eat food on break. When i worked at MJR, we were allowed to have popcorn and drinks while we worked. I would just think of this as a benefit of the job. :p

    your analogy sucks because a server is a shitload more expensive. i get your reasoning, but it's on a much grander scale and not comparable.

    btw, do they replenish the stock of servers as it gets low? it's a lot more noticeable in your case
     
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    yeah, they don't care man, one of the first things the manager said to me when I started was "and everyone back here always makes sure to "sample" everything" and then he took a donut form the case and ate it.
     
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    here's a pic i took today

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