LGBT My Mom thinks every one of my guy friend is my boyfriend

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  1. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    I swear, everytime one of my friends comes over or calls or something she thinks they're my boyfriend. Then she makes a little comment about it on the side to me in Chinese or something :rolleyes:

    Got this in the mail yesterday and now my Mom really thinks I have a boyfriend from Texas :hs:

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  2. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    what's so wrong with that?
    You're mom wants you to get some action!
     
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    Sonic Live every day to the fullest, for yesterday is go

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    You seriously need to move out.
     
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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  5. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    Home for the summer...I found a better job in SoCal :hs:. If I found a better job in NorCal I probably would have stayed up there.
     
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    marxwa99 Boom Squad

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    what are love bucks eh?

    my mom thinks any friend of mine from seattle is gay. However, it seems that she is really wanting to know more about them. We had a nice lil convo about the pride parade yesterday :)
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: at this thread and bioyuki's letter :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    So your mom thinks that every guy that comes over the house is your bf? She obviously hasn't found your stash of male blowups under the bed. :o
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    "Well mom...you see him over there? He's hung like an Arabian Stallion, but dumb as a rock because he has no clue what to do with it. And that one over there? Yeah, the hot blonde with his shorts falling down and hit butt crack hanging out, the biggest bottom on two feet! He can go at it for over 6 hours and if you lick him in the right spot, he'll pull out a honker of a dildo and ask you to use it on him along with your own member. And that guy over there, he's sporting an average package, but man, he can go at it like a jack-hammer on a power surge!!! Trust me Mom - I know!!"

    "What's wrong mom? Mom??? Mom??? Well!? You asked!!!"


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    Just tell her they're not your boyfriends, you're just in it for the sex. :hs:
     
  10. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    Say "Mom, I'm an ass-master, so it's hard to find the right guy"

    [Margaret Cho, imitating her mom]Ass-a-mahstah[/Margaret Cho imitating her mom]
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    This is how I plan on coming out to my parents. Heart attacks for everyone!:fawk:...j/k.
     
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...sounds like my Coming Out Party!
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Love Bucks is a discount for LoveSacs... www.lovesac.com
     
  18. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    This is an Asian household...there will be no discussions about anything remotely involving sex :squint:

    :o
     
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    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    :rofl: If I called a guy an Arabian Stallion my Mom would say something like, "You mean he's hairy?" with a confused look on her face :o
     
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    Just promise me that if you're planning on coming out this way, you take a video and ship me a copy. Something tells me this would be better than the Eddie Murphy, "Raw" movie. :rofl:
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    haha, that'd be a really cruel way to come out to my parents. Actually, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't care all that much. They're not exactly the traditional asian parents. They told me when I was younger that they wouldn't care if I was gay, just as long as I was happy. I couldn't be much happier right now, I'm actually looking forward to introducing them to my bf after I come out. :wiggle:
     
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    I got this for awhile after I came out. Thank God she got over it. Now she just asks if I am intrested in them. :wiggle:

    I saw Dad without certain articles of clothing on once a few years back (I was already out). Mom was joking with me but it was getting old so I told her that from what I saw, she is a lucky woman. :eek3:

    Funny, she never brought the subject back up.
     

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