My mom suspects I'm taking steroids.

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    She doesn't realize it, but she gave me teh biggest compliment I've gotten regarding body building. She said "Are you sure the only thing you're doing is taking whey protein and eating a lot of eggs and tuna?" :mamoru: Said if I get much bigger she's going to have me tested.
     
  2. Ilyusha

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    My mom is on an anti-"bodybuilding" mission (she calls anything related to the gym that isn't cardio bodybuilding). She keeps telling me that she tells her friends about what I'm doing and that they all go "well is he on a treadmill or is he lifting teh heavy weights?" and she says "lifting heavy weights" and they all respond "omgz:noes:."

    I've been explaining it all to her really thoroughly, but every few weeks the topic will come up again..
     
  3. NormanNormal

    NormanNormal Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends...

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    haha, that reminds me of a story about a guy who was mixing protein shakes at work with some fish oil caps or something. People started talking and eventually the guys boss called him in saying there has been rumors of his steriod usage going around. :mamoru:
     
  4. grampositivecocci

    grampositivecocci New Member

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    fuck some people are retarded
     
  5. SteveO

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    leave a syringe in your bathroom
     
  6. NickStam

    NickStam Buy Low, Sell High

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    my mom thinks my ON is strawberry powder steroids.
     
  7. Neo22

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    She's going to test you lmao
     
  8. grampositivecocci

    grampositivecocci New Member

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    its alright if someone can out lift you at 40lb less weight, cheer up man

    still holding it against me?
     
  9. Neo22

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    He has more posts so he must be cooler than you:eek3:
     
  10. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    my mom thinks I do too
     
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    OMGZ NOT TEH HEAVYWEIGHTSZ!

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  13. Louis M

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    she prob. read the thing in the planes about steroids
     
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    gsteclipse97 New Member

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    :rofl:
     
  15. littlewing

    littlewing fly on

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    Back when I was working out in high school my mom made me take my protein container to her doctor so she could make sure it wasn't anything like steroids. :hsd:
     
  16. Taker

    Taker 找死吗?

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    same :hs:
     
  17. Taker

    Taker 找死吗?

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    :bowdown: i should do that
     
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    Tell her one of the sides is shrinkage of the testicles and offer to have her feel your balls.:big grin:
     
  19. littlewing

    littlewing fly on

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    Could work. Or your mom will pull out the "That doctor doesn't know what they're talking about. I see the 20/20 reports. It's hard hitting truth journalism."
     
  20. UncleJohn

    UncleJohn "That guy"

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    so does my grandma
     
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    let her test you so she can feel like a retard and you can be likez... :stupid:
     
  22. Filmboy44

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    well obviously you're NOT on the treadmill :mamoru: :o
     
  23. Ilyusha

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    Nga please.. with your unmatching ties and shit. :mamoru:
     
  24. Grouch

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    my mom wants me to take steroids.
     
  25. Filmboy44

    Filmboy44 Guest

    chut up, you and your 18% BF crew :mamoru:
     
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