my mom found my jackrabbit dildo

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  1. THE mister juice

    THE mister juice jfk→sea

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    found ALL my ephedrine, but some how missed finding my weed

    she's really pissed. she's gonna ask her doctor how bad it is.

    but it's okay, i already have 4 boxes coming. but this will not end well.
     
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    why not lose weight the real way?
     
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    i dunno, E is what all the cool kids are doing now
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    why not use help?
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    At least you didnt have the cops raid your house. :hs:
     
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    dealing with the cops might've been easier :hs:


    this is the same woman who thinks i'm destroying my body by taking 6 fish oil pills a day and that whey protein stunted my growth.
     
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    I dont hide anything in my room because i hate that feeling when your about to get home and your like oh fuck i wonder if they found the porn stash or shit like that
     
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    i thought this was a parody because of that thread
     
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    :werd: mom > cops comin in to disrespect teh family
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    Not living at home is pretty cool
     
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    I've been saving up but living here costs way too much :wtc:
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    Yet another reason texas is good
     
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    what's the worst the doctor can say about this? death? :noes:
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    youa re taking ti to get high, thats probably worse than death for moma
     
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    maybe. tell him he's a fucktard and that the medical examiner in san fran who first started this whole ephedrine hooplah has since recanted his previous diagnoses and thinks that normal, healthy people can safely take ephedrine without a problem.
     
  16. Jesus_Jones

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    Get a lockbox
     
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    :bowdown: thanks man

    i might even call him a fucktard if it gets to it
     
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    I rather have cops flip out on me then my mom. I thought this was a old parody of my thread :squint:
     
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    a winnar is you
     
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    then you haven't really had to deal with cops... cops are far worse than parents. they can take your freedom away (and not just by taking your credit card and "grounding you")

    i agree with fatdude... reason #20394823904 why living on your own > living with your parents

    edit: idk how you can say that... i just remembered your thread, cops must have let you off the hook for some reason...
     
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    :rofl: i wish it was, man

    woman went crazy when she saw "asthma relief" written on it
     
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    except for the fact that you had to deal with both? :Owned:
     
  23. Jesus_Jones

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    If you are sarcastically insulting me, I would like to draw your attention back to the premise of this thread...your poor ass lives at home. If you're saying good suggestion, then np.
     
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    I think cops are way worse but its awkard talking to parents about wierd stuff like that.......
     
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    dude you dont know about my mom :rofl: Im not talking about grounding. Shes straight up nuts. This is a woman who saw me ear peirced and then during the middle of the night came into my room with a neddle and said OHH YOU WANTA BE A GIRL IL PEIRCE YOUR OTHER ONE! She would beat the fuck outa me with a frying pan if I was ever in trouble with the cops. I rather be in cook county for the night then deal with her snapping on me. Shes nuts . . . I LOVE MY MOM!!! :rofl:
     
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