She watched that 60 Minutes thing last night and said I gained a ton of size and really thought I was on the sauce. She made me tell her on the phone that I've never taken steroids. I think the media is making too big of a deal of this, and I told my mom that. Are they healthy? No. But if you cycle them correctly and use them for a short period of time, they're really not all that bad. And they don't CAUSE heart disease, stroke, or suicide. They might contribute, but you can't assume causality from anecdotal cases because they are simply too many counfounds. I just like how everyone thinks they're steroid experts now.