my LOL gym experience today

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  1. Professional

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    So I was doing GMs in the only squat rack that wasn't occupied by guys (and even PTs) doing curls in.


    Somewhere along my third set this guy in a red shirt walks up to me and is like;

    "Hey, bud, you shouldn't do squats like that, you're gonna mess up your back."

    I stop mid-set (already angry for him interrupting me) and look at him like :ugh: and say :

    "I'm not doing squats...*does squat* that's a squat. These are called good mornings..."

    Guy : "Oh...*walks away*"

    :ugh:




































    and now the extreme animal-pak version

    SO MY BLOOD WAS FUCKING BOILING FROM TAKING THAT NOXPLODE AND MY ANIMAL PACK THIS MORNING AND I JUST HAD TO FUCKING LIFT SOME WEIGHTS

    I WAS SO REVVED UP WHEN I GOT TO THE SQUAT RACK THAT I LOADED UP 4 PLATES AND RAPED THE GMS ON EACH REP

    BY THE TIME I WAS FINISHED THE BAR WAS SQUEALING FOR ME TO STOP AND I WAS SO HOT AND SWEATY THAT I COULD TAKE THE PLUNGE IN A NESTEA COMMERCIAL

    ON MY THIRD SET SOME FAGGOT WEAKLING CAME UP TO ME AND SAID NOT TO DO SQUATS LIKE THAT, WHICH MADE ME LAUGH, SO I PROCEEDED TO UNRACK THE WEIGHT OFF THE BAR AND USE THE BAR TO POPSICLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH

    FUCK YES

    ANIMAL FUCKING PAK RULES
     
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  3. Spencer Barnes

    Spencer Barnes BEAR DOWN

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    hah what a jackass
     
  4. Professional

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    oh and no before anyone says it I was only bending my knees a tiny bit to actually do the rep but not nearly enough to look like i was squatting it :eek3d:
     
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    nothing pisses me off more than when someone tries talking to me in the middle of a set
     
  7. Professional

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    :werd:

    I was gonna popsicle him for realz
     
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    :rofl:

    I bet everyone looks at me weird when i do GM's at my university gym...No one does GM's... but good story...
     
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    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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    i get weird looks when im doing heavy gm's

    one time i farted on the second rep and got a few stares :mamoru:
     
  10. Professional

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    i JUST noticed that I tore my boxers doing side lunges :rofl::rofl:

    I was playing with my balls and realized there was a hole :bowrofl:
     
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    i tore some of my gym shorts the other day doing squats :o

    not all the way, but the outside stitching ripped :o :cool:
     
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    :ugh: tmi...
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::werd:
     
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    I always get weird looks doing GMs and barbell bent over rows :o
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    thats what I expected when i came in here.
     
  17. Professional

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    I knew i'd get "animal paklozl!1Lolz!lol" replies so I added it in anyways
     
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    how old are you? fucking hilarious you are!

    :h5:
     
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    16 my negroid
     
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    same thing happened to me. some dude with a lifting belt and skinny as fuck told me that was bad for my back. I re-racked it and explained to him extremely irritated. He still didn't get it. So 20 minutes later when he hopped on the smith machine doing quarter squats next to me, I put some weight on the bar ( a lot more than what he was sissy squatting) and squatted a2g. Then I turned to him and told him. That better?
     
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    Whats an animal-pak?
     
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    Something you take before you squat 2000+lbs while eating a few plates.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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