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  1. origin unknown

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    OK I don't have that many great posts in my lifetime here on OT. But I think this will fucking take the proverbial cake. I am currently deployed month 14 of 15 in Iraq. Walked into my buddies room, he was IMing his buddy, a guy he grew up joined the army with... This kid went AWOL mid-tour.

    So I start talking on his AIM (pretending to be my buddy) finding shit out. He was in 3/187 101st as an FO before leaving for midtour in August 08. His real name is Jacob Sewald and supposedly rigged some kind of way to get a new identity (he claimed he crashed a car set it on fire, made a police report stating all his identity information was in the car (lying) and w/e got a new ID) under the new name Salvador Enrique Sanchez.

    O wait it gets better, why so eager to burn this kid? He tried to fuck my buddy out of some puss when he gets back by talking shit to his girl. Makes it personal you know.

    He is currently living in an apartment with his buddy a dishonorable discharged former soldier named Johnie Saber in Sydney, Nebraska apparently near where his parents (names Cheryl and Brian Sewald) live.

    So here it is people. I am in Iraq, I badly want this kid to go down in the greatest fireball ever. I talked to him online I was asking why he left, dumbass said "have you ever seen loose change?" seriously.

    So Jacob Sewald (19) now Salvador Enrique Sanchez (22)

    And to top it off... his myspace, including pictures of him in uniform.

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=398621820

    Does this make it legit?

    PLEASE LETS MAKE THIS AWESOME OT STYLE
     
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  2. Drunk Bastard Audio

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    careful you could fuck over your buddy. they'll immediately assume he has had contact with this AWOL person and he will be hammered for not reporting him.

    just a thought.
     
  5. Oh God...:bowrofl:

    Just make sure you don't fuck over your buddy. Everything else is fair game though. :bowrofl:
     
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  8. bloodred83

    bloodred83 im in ur cost gard, savin' ur boatz

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  9. origin unknown

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    I am keeping my friend completely out of this.

    I am not sure the proper course of action, but was wondering if there are any rakkasans around or maybe someone whos knows one (preferable the O type).

    I just want to see him go down. I think he is in way more trouble than just desertion now with all the fraud he has committed in acquiring a new identity.
     
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    3BCT is just south of us, I'll see if I can't dig up a buddy's email...he's a FA officer as well :)
     
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    personally i'd stay out of it. this could probably come back and bite your buddy in the ass.
     
  12. origin unknown

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    we have been in iraq for the past 14 months, that was the first my friend has spoken to him since Feb when my friend was on his own mid-tour leave and at that point this kid was in Iraq. He had seen his myspace, he knows he his awol but they hadn't spoke until I walked in his room yesterday. We are both E-4's. It was my idea to put this on a forum so someone could do something. My friend is not at any fault at all we even tried to tell him to come back (he said he is awaiting for amnesty from Obama). Like I said before its not like there is some AWOL hotline. I just figured getting this kid busted with the bonus of it unfolding on a public forum would be the best (and most fun) way of doing it. If I am doing something wrong please let me know, but there is not much I can do on a batty sized FOB in Iraq in terms of busting some awol punk who is in Nebraska.
     
  13. origin unknown

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    well umm its back up. if this truely is breaking the rules then i don't want to cause any trouble among OT. I really just want to see this individual brought to some form of justice. If this is too much of an affair I understand. I read pepsi's advice in the front thread. Whatever the case I have nothing to actually report on the kid, I don't know him or his chain of command but just what I said in the original post. I'm only an E-4 it's not like I can just take action... if this post is 'wrong' in anyones eyes, then please PM me on what to do then I will happily oblige. I started this thread for fun of course but I am pretty vigilant when it comes to turds who leave there buddies mid tour.
     
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    even telling people to pm you for his info is violation of the rules
     
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    what are you doing in my forum?
     
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    shut it :x::mamoru:
     
  17. WildBull

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    lots of blue falcons in here
     
  18. mikdavi84

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    My brother is a former Rakkasan. maybe he could help? he was 3/187th also..
     
  20. origin unknown

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    Burrito, if he knows any of the current chain of command then the most he could do is ask if anyone wants to know the current where-abouts of one of there awols. Rakkasans have quite the reputation as we all know. I am sure if we just let the right individuals know they would take action.

    Edit: If you think I am the BF, ask his buddies down range who had to cover down for him when he didn't come back....
     
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    I'll give him a call tomorrow and see if he wants to help. He was a pretty squared away NCO, so he might want to help you out. :x:
     
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    An anonymous letter would be the way to go here. Type that shit up, explaining that you just want to see this guy go down without burning those he'd been in contact with and toss them his myspace/new identity.

    Let us know what you decide to do.
     
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    bloodred83 im in ur cost gard, savin' ur boatz

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