So we were out in Wilmington last Saturday night and I saw one of my buddies I went to Afghanistan with who was piss drunk, instead of saying "Hey whats up man" to me like a normal person he kisses me on the lips in front of my GF. No big deal, Marines do that type of shit all the time and it's only worse when we get drunk. She gives me a funny look and doesn't say anything. Later that night I see one of my other friends who does the same thing. Except this time he nibbled on my ear. Big fucking deal who cares. She didn't say anything but gave me another weird look. Well I play in an ice hockey league in Wilmington on Sunday nights and my GF came to my game that was earlier tonight, well my Corpsman plays in the league and the team we were playing tonight was his team and my team won 4-3 in overtime tonight and after the game as my GF and I are walking to my car he comes up and says "good game" and gives me a kiss on the lips. My GF didn't say anything but for the entire rest of the night had this "distant" attitude towards me like something was on her mind or some shit. Well about 30 minutes ago we were laying in bed and normally she's all about sex but tonight she just rolled over, when I kissed her she wouldn't kiss me back, etc. and wasn't talking to me at all. I knew something was wrong and I don't like shit being awkward so I told her to tell me everything that's on her mind and she's like "I don't think you want to know what's on my mind" so i'm like "well now you've GOT to tell me" and she goes "i've been having serious concerns that you're gay, I mean all i've seen the past couple weeks was you kissing guys everytime we go out" so I start laughing at her and tell her that's just the culture of the Marine Corps and it's basically one huge inside joke among 200,000+ Marines and she needs to understand that we're all just joking around and no one is actually serious about it, and she's like "I don't think so I think you're serious about it" so I explain to her that most of these guys are married with kids and she tells me that it doesn't matter and she saw an episode of Oprah a while ago where this guy who was married with 4 kids ran off and eloped with his gay lover. WHAT THE FUCK?????? Then she's like "I think I better go, I love you and i'll see you tomorrow" and gets dressed and leaves. what. the. fuck. I told her to go find any random swinging dick with a high and tight walking down the street and ask them what branch of the military they're in and if people joke around in a gay way all the time and they'll tell you YES and she doesn't believe me. Then I tried to give her a "deep" reason and told her that when Marines go to combat and see fucked up shit, see their buddies killed, get blown up, etc. the only way to deal with shit that fucked up is to joke around with a really sick, or in this case, gay, sense of humor. I've had things go south before with girls for a variety of reasons, but never because one thought I was a fucking HOMO because MArines like to act gay with each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??????????