"Guidos only dress/act like that because women respond favorably. If the women weren't giving them attention and sex then the guys would change. It's positive reinforcement." gf: "So you're saying it's all women's fault? I think some of them like the attention they get from other men, too (not in a gay way)." me: (oh boy, here we go) "I'm sure they like the attention, especially if other guys are 'looking up' to them. But I'm saying nearly everything that most men do is designed somehow around increasing their chances of getting laid." gf: "So what about the guidos who don't get laid?" me: "They're pissed because they're not doing it right." gf: me: This happened when we were in line at the grocery store and one of the magazines had "Snooki" (from the Jersey Shore) on the cover and I started laughing at it.