FRK my first cumshot...

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  1. kdizzle59

    kdizzle59 New Member

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    sooo this sucked, last night i was getting head from my GF. when i went to cum she took the first shot, pulled off and i ended up shooting myself in the face. :squint: she laughed her ass off and i kinda wanted to push her off the bed but i didnt. i wasnt to happy because it almost got in my eye and it would have probably hurt like the other threads have already determined.
     
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    kdizzle59 New Member

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    lol o i did but i was upset that i almost got my eye...how would i explain that to my GFS mom when i ask for eye drops
     
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    To be honest my immediate reaction when reading this was: :rofl:

    And it would probably have been too if I had been your girl -- at least if you got pissed off. If you'd kept cool I think I would've licked it off.
     
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    lol well i didnt like blow up and get angry...i was just mad i got it in my own face. which probably means i was more embarrased than anything.
     
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    LOL that was my first reaction too.

    Funny though hey...how pissed guys get of it, but they all want to come all over a womans face, and than they laugh when a chick gets it in the eye ;)

    It doesn't go the other way :mamoru:
     
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    Hahaha.. I'm sorry, just wow! LOL - I needed a good laugh today.

    Next time, be sure to prepare for these things better.
     
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    no biggie bro, just tell her that next time she owes you a good facial or something.
     
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    haha thats a good idea. hmmm well i def will bring that up...and i figured i would try and add some humor to the thread at my expense
     
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    affende Resident 4X4 Elitest Prick

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    well said ... couldnt have worded it better myself
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    wannaseemysocks I Have Big Socks...

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    :bowrofl: thats damn funny
     
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    :werd: ....:rofl:
     
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    fucking troof
     
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    Eugene Wildwood Foxbody for life!

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    It's got into my eye before and I just laughed while I trying to get it out...It was one of those "holy shit hahahaha holy shit hahahaha" things.
     
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    This happened when me and my ex were having sex. She was on top, and i pulled out not thinking about what was about to happen. Yea got on my pillow, face, stomach/chest. It got very close to my eye and mouth, but didnt go in. I laughed pretty hard about it and so did she. Ahh good time.
     
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    Been there. Wife laughed. :hs:
     
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    Stylerod 150mph in a swimsuit :eek3:

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    I'm not a strong shooter. Highest ever was my shoulder. Most of the time it never gets past my stomach :hs:
     
  18. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: cry me a river. Think how the girl feels when she accidentally takes it in the eye but just takes it
     
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    haha well its not me who is getting it so i could care less ;) but yea what ever. if they didnt want it, then dont let us do it.
     
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    Otto Who the hell do you think I am!?!?!?!

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    its worse when you miss a bit on cleanup and plant your face on a pile of it in the night
     
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    Eugene Wildwood Foxbody for life!

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    Must say, that might just suck more....

    Either way, at least you are laughing now.
     
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    My ex still lived with her parents and we were in her room which didn't have a lock on the door and she wanted to give me head. I left my sirt on so if her parents knocked we could throw the covers over real quick. Well when I told her I was about to cum she stopped sucking but kept stroking and asked "what did you just say?" at that time here it comes all over my red shirt. That sucked especially because I still lived with my parents and I had to walk in with white stains all over my shirt when I got home lol
     
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    Seconded!

    :bowrofl:
     
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    well only because she laughed
     

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