LGBT my father just made me me go :eek3:

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  1. stolid_agnostic

    stolid_agnostic One who is both stolid and agnostic. Get a diction

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    I had texted him with a status update on my recovery and he said

    "That is good you need to take care of yourself you need to think of meat and pussy for me and your brothers"

    basically took a hit against my vegetarianism and my sexuality in one breath



    I changed my mind....I am more :eek2: than :eek3:
     
  2. XPX

    XPX New Member

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    selfish ftl

    this is why I don't let my dad get to me these days, I'm too old for that shit
     
  3. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    what's he like normally? Like, was he just making a fun joke, or was he disrespecting you?

    It's hard to understand the tone of a text message.

    Still, I'd reply back with something equally as tasteless...

    something like "Sorry I'm just getting back to your text message. When you messaged, I had several cocks in my face and I was sticking a carrot up my ass"
     
  4. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Like Sam said, we would need to know more about your relationship to fully comprehend the text. Not really knowing much, I thought it was pretty funny. And probably would have responded very similarly to what Sam suggested.

    EDIT: I probably wouldn't have come up with something as good as what Sam suggested; the idea of using the carrot wouldn't have occurred to me. I would have played on his use of 'meat', using it as a synonym for penis. But I like Sam's better.
     
  5. Dustin8705

    Dustin8705 New Member

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    wtf what was that about?
     
  6. Diesel Freak

    Diesel Freak ♂♂ Closet Crew OT Supporter

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    :ugh: That's a downer.
     
  7. stolid_agnostic

    stolid_agnostic One who is both stolid and agnostic. Get a diction

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    they harass me constantly about being vegetarian and more subtly so for being gay (they lost me completely for 10 years and they are not willing to do that again I guess)
     
  8. camarosrool

    camarosrool yes i am

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    i never think of good ones like that
    i get to worked up and i get on the offensive when someone attacks me
     

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