My cock gets so stiff, that I can't push it down for missionary style.

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  1. Looks like girls will just have to ride me on top at an angle, facing me :wtc:
     
  2. Boosh Dag

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    :eek3: You could have worse problems.
     
  3. Yeah but I'd like to hit it doggy style at least, or different positions :sad2:
     
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    just push it down every day, the muscle will loosen
     
  5. I didn't know that :eek3:
     
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    clearly you are doing it wrong.
     
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    my cock gets so stiff that my woman cant stop cumming.
     
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    seriously you're doing it wrong. wtf

    you're supposed to get on top of the girl. your bodies are supposed to be parallel. that's why your cock is tilted up. if it was pointed straight out, missionary wouldn't work.
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Is this your way of telling us you got laid? If so, yay.
     
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    lol you guys get trolled so easily
     
  11. this is not a troll post :ugh:
     
  12. But I see guys push their cock down at a 90 degree angle and then fuck the girl while she's laying down on the bed, and the guy is standing up? :ugh:
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Are you new to sex or something?
     
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    lol wow if its not then :rofl:


    you need to look into cock size reduction surgery
     
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    that's not missionary... and usually the guy has to lean over a little bit, i don't think any guy would be comfortable with his cock at exactly 90 degrees (maybe i'm wrong but from my experience it seems like that is too much bending)
     
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    prop something under her lowerback/ass and the "L" position your trying to get may be easier.
     
  17. No it's not too big, it just gets way too hard that it has very little push-down ability :o
     
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    ionium?
     
  20. Way_fast_Whitey

    Way_fast_Whitey Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad, I beat

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::weak: i have nothing productive..but i called TBS and they said this was funny, and they know funny.
     
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    They are PeachTree TV now :greddy:
     
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    Way_fast_Whitey Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad, I beat

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    really? dammit im too busy installing TV equipment to watch tv..that aint right :hs:
     
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    When in missionary style you don't need to push it down??!!!.... People have already mentioned that you can stretch the muscle, just PUSH! it hurts, don't be a pussy keep doing it. It will loosen!
     
  24. But it hurts too much to push it that far :wtc:
     
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