LGBT My administrative assistant at work saw that I've been depressed lately about stuff..

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  1. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    so today she brought me in a Linda Eder CD... "Broadway, My Way"... It's a series of inspiritional Broadway songs like "Anthem" from Chess and "Don't Rain on my Parade" from Funny Girl and "The Impossible Dream" from Man of La Mancha.

    Linda Eder is like a young Barbra Streisand... very lyrical singer that ends up belting (read: screaming) the last three or four notes of each song...

    It's so silly... I'm sitting here listening to "I Am What I Am" from La Cage Aux Folles in my headphones... I feel so gay... in a fun, funny way.

    What an awesome woman for doing that for me though... I mean, she's this old Irish woman with this truck-driver mouth who's basically like: "I don't give a shit if you're gay or not... but put a fuckin' smile on your face."

    :rofl: She's so cute. It's helping though :hs:

    I just listened to "A New Life" from Jekyll & Hyde and it's a pretty good bluepriint to getting my shit together... :)

    Cliffs: It's nice when people who you don't expect much from end up surprising you in a really wonderful way.
     
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    :rofl: when I read this, debbie from QAF came to mind
     
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...that's actually who I envisioned as well.
     
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    Same here :eek5:
     
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Okay, so we are going to need to see this hag.... Does she wear a wig?
     
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    How did she find out that you're gay? If some old bitch at work talked to me that way I'd report her.:squint:
     
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    She's probably seen the "you gonna get raped pics" :dunno:
     
  8. Sam Gamgee

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    she looks a lot like her, only with jet-black hair (out of a bottle, of course).

    She's just like that too...

    Her son is a bartender at a gay bar in Boston, so she's always telling me to go in and see him. But, he tells her that he's not gay. I asked her "Do you believe him?" and she said "I've told him that if he was gay, I wouldn't care. He says 'Ma I'm not gay. I just get really great tips from gay guys'."

    Apparently she's got a hot son... :o
     
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    hehe... I'll try to get a picture of her tomorrow. When we start, we all have to have our pictures taken. I'll see if I can find hers.
     
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    I'm totally out of the closet at work.
    It just came up in conversation... I don't try to hide it or switch pronouns or anything... I think I might have been talking about my ex and I just said "he" a couple of times...

    Everyone is really cool with it actually... I had a date tonight, and my 50 year old male boss said "Have a good date" as I was leaving work... weird, since i'm the only gay one in the office... and I'm an engineer, which is a very hetero, macho profession.
     
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    ...calm down.
     
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    ...get a pic of this son too! :naughty:
     
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    I have one of those at work as well, but she is an ex towtruck driver. cool as all hell and hates to see me down and out. She calls me her little shoe whore and I call her my fav. fag hag. We get along great.
     

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