MMA moved in with GF, allergic to her fucking cat, got asthma now

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  1. AK-47

    AK-47 Banned

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    can't roll worth for shit now, i go for 5 minutes and i'm gassed. Can't catch my breath, can't take deep breaths, feel like shit. So what do i do with this cat? punt-kick her across the yard? i need suggestions, she doesn't want to get rid of it and the cats favorite sleeping place is on my fucking pillow. All the shedding is causing me asthma :wtc:
     
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    Tell her to get rid of the cat or move out.
     
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    pictures of the vile beast

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  4. AK-47

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    not that easy, it's like future wifey material
     
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    i know hummungus was looking for a cat, maybe i can just ups the cat to him :dunno:
     
  6. THE LIOG

    THE LIOG EVVVVVVVVEERRYYOONNNNNNNE EEEEE

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    you can take shots for that type of thing but i'd just take it for a ride a few miles away and let it out and drive back and "oops it ran out and never came back :dunno:"
     
  7. Exiled

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    Make the cat dissapear
     
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    Give her a taste of her own medicine by putting your pubic hairs in her food bowl.
     
  9. Bausk

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    So get rid of the fucking cat! You're allergic, and she refuses to get rid of it?? Fuck that.

    I'm deathly allergic to cats. That fucker would be in a garbage bag.
     
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    yeah you have a point. She tried making her an outside kitty but that fucking cat has something against me :squint:
     
  11. Exiled

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    pay me like 100 bucks and ill take "care" of it
     
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    sweet, not only would i get the cat disposed of, but the cat would get wrecked :bowdown:
     
  13. Exiled

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    Hopefully the cat hasn't seen Never Back Down
     
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    she has :noes: which means she never backs down :noes: :noes: i'm never getting rid of this cat :wtc:
     
  15. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    shave it
     
  16. MyLittleAirport

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    Give it to me, I'm Korean, we know what to do in these cases...
     
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    :bowdown: expect a package from me
     
  19. HandgunFantasy

    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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  20. HandgunFantasy

    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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    serious answer:

    Tell your gf your having troubles breathing. If she doesn't care she shouldn't be your future wife anyways.
     
  21. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Asthma crew signing in XD Mine hasn't actually been that bad though, especially since I have been away from my parents smoking.
     
  22. brolli

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  23. itr452

    itr452 VTEC motherfucker, GOT ANY?

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    the shit? you're korean? i thought you were a chinaman like myself. i'll start the bidding for the cat. 5 dorra.

    btw, why the hell is your username the name of those honger singers?
     
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    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    you backed down
     
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