Most shameful wank you've had?

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  1. Wrigley

    Wrigley New Member

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    Last year I was downstairs as my wife had gone to bed and decided it was time to watch the dvd my work colleague had kindy lent me. Problem was my late dog Jake was staring at me with his big bulging eyes in a very off putting way. I ushered him in the hall so I could 'enjoy' myself, problem is we have a glass door. I heard a noise and turned to see him wagging his tail with his nose pressed up against the glass. To make matters worse he began to bark and woke the wife who shouted down "What are you doing to upset Jake". I had to stop and let him back in where I couldn't complete the task in hand as he continued to stare
     
  2. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    Why not just do it next to your wife in bed? It wakes the wife up and gets her horny and suddenly you're not wanking any more
     
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    Mugen92GS-R New Member

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  4. giapia

    giapia Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you re

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    don't think i've ever had one
     
  5. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    Dude, on a shameful wank scale, having an animal watch you is like a 0.5
     
  6. D-FENS

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    Yeah, my cats lick their crotches in front of me all the time, I don't care if one of them is sitting on my bed while im at the computer and wackin it.
     
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    shouldve just fucked the dog :dunno:
     
  8. Kinks

    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    I'm never ashamed to have my hand on my dick.

    feels good, man.
     
  9. mattz87

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Falconer

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    Where would you shoot it? Into kleenex and then just put it on the nightstand and toss it in the morning?
     
  11. Kyoko

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    On to her good linens, duh. That'll show her.
     
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    On her face of course.
     
  13. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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  14. ChaCha

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    not my most shameful wank so this might be a little off topic

    A friend and I were visiting a friend from high school to hit up some parties and then just crash at the dorms. So we get back and his dorm is huge but it's shared between 4 people. So after calling it a night I wake up to something and this kid's roommate was just flying solo behind his computer desk. I make quick for the door and take off for about a half hour. Needless to say, my friend said this wasn't the first time with this guy.
     

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