Most disgusting thing happened today *pool incident*

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  1. RenaultFreak

    RenaultFreak OMG

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    at least it didn't happen to me :hs:

    10 laps: everything is fine
    20 laps: I see my lane mate going slower
    30 laps: I can hear our coach yelling but I'm not giving a fuck about it, I'm not 16 anymore
    38 laps: I accidentally hit my lane mate because he's all over the place so I stop, ask him if he's ok (he's looking a bit pale but he says he's fine) and just when I'm about to drag him to the edge he kinda passes out so I hurry the fuck up and drag him out of the pool and when I'm about to lift him out of it he pukes, all over my arm (at this point I felt like joining him :barf: ) and into the pool :rofl: :ugh: :hsugh:

    everyone rushed out of the pool like those "Mu" things you see in Discovery channel it was ungodly funny to see :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    What happened? He took his protein shake and oats 15 minutes before going to the pool :uh: he cut his digestion process and could have died (either from an Embolism or drowned)

    That's all, it was a rather interesting afternoon :o
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    he must be under pt's tutelage :rofl:
     
  4. RenaultFreak

    RenaultFreak OMG

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    myth or not it doesn't seem unreasonable to wait or at least try a smaller size snack if you are going to swim right afterwards :dunno:
     
  5. grampositivecocci

    grampositivecocci New Member

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    I've experienced it
     
  6. Filmboy44

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    did you eat it? thats wasted protein
     
  7. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    ahahahahaha is he fat at 205?
     
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    grampositivecocci New Member

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    any updates on this guy?
     
  9. Mike4831

    Mike4831 “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’l

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    Do what?
     
  10. RenaultFreak

    RenaultFreak OMG

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    I nearly died from the stench in my arm, let alone sucking all the vomit in the edge/pool/arm :ugh:

    I don't see you sucking your own sperm when you masturbate, that's also wasted protein :rofl:
     
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    :hsugh:
     
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    Elfling New Member

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Best quote EVAR!
     
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    cut his digestion process....

    he should have tried interorectogestion.
     
  14. RenaultFreak

    RenaultFreak OMG

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    maybe filmy does, who really knows? :hsugh:
     
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    you know what really sucks, is the pool has to be drained and refilled before anyone is allowed to swim in it again =\ at least by our university rules. maybe your's will just skim the chunks out :eek3:

    and also, whats with that massive distance?? surely not everyone on your team is a distance swimmer. 1900+ yards is a lil extreme for anyone in one setting.
     
  16. Damn it Bobby

    Damn it Bobby .

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    don't let those calories get away
     
  17. RenaultFreak

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    I regularly do 1500 metres which is about 1630+ yards, must guys there can easily double me :hs: 1900 yards doesn't sound a lot to them.

    edit: and no, there is no need to drain the whole pool, they just "catch" the "big chunks" with some sort of vaccum tool then change the 6 filters, run the pumps for 24 hours (enough to filter the whole pool twice) then replace the filters, stabilize PH levels, add chlorine and check for bacteria/organisms with one of those kits in 6 different points. The pool will be ready next friday. :) You swim in filthier places most times but since this is a specialized swimming center it needs to meet international standards of sanity and water quality.

    Oh I asked about this a lot :o
     
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