MMA Moar like "Lol Machine"

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  1. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    amirite?

    http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/mar/31/former-ufc-fighter-arrested-after-pb-bar-brawl


     
  2. negative zero

    negative zero New Member

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    Clearly sounds like a misunderstanding.



















































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  3. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

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    the shit he did/has gotten in trouble for was funny at first, now its depressingly pathetic
     
  4. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    too bad it was a grocery bag they put over his head.
     
  5. muscle68

    muscle68 OT Supporter

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    he JUST came out and said how he wanted to grow up and fight in the UFC again, he found a new girl and was maturing

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    FUCKING

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  6. muscle68

    muscle68 OT Supporter

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    :bowrofl:
     
  8. wallydog11

    wallydog11 New Member

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    just lock him up for a while:ugh:

    clearly he isn't going to smarten up
     
  9. kit99bar

    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    did he go to jail for beating up Pron stars last year?
     
  10. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

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    doesnt matter, they aren't real people
     
  11. LOLZILLA

    LOLZILLA New Member

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    He's like the "ultimate bro."
     
  12. LOLZILLA

    LOLZILLA New Member

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  13. turbodude

    turbodude Just a photographer OT Supporter

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    hhahahahahahahahaha holy crap!
     
  14. darkjedi

    darkjedi Muay Thai expert

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    guy needs his own reality show. what a bag of fail
     
  15. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    literally :hs:
     
  16. brolli

    brolli OT Supporter

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    Oh look, war machine did something stupid again.
     
  17. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    We need a war machine does stupid shit thread sticky.
     
  18. Titus

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    a war machine reality show sounds like a winning combination. porn + fighting + a giant retard = tv gold
     
  19. neon

    neon PB4USKI

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    would watch
     
  20. Ghost of Swayze

    Ghost of Swayze Ofcourse you mad

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    wow what a mess
     
  21. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: You can't even write this shit, would totally watch.
     
  22. bennyandthejet

    bennyandthejet nom nom nom

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    update on the war machine...



    Posted Apr 2nd 2010 12:01AM by TMZ Staff
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    Former UFC fighter War Machine admits he was carrying deadly weapons during his arrest on Tuesday ... the flesh and bone kind.


    David Oblas -- a promoter for Machine's next match -- says the fighter told him the reason he unholstered his fists was because his buddy was outnumbered in a fight at a San Diego Bar.​

    Machine was eventually arrested for assault with a deadly weapon -- but according to Oblas, it's because Machine is a professional fighter and his fists are considered deadly weapons.

    Makes sense ... because the San Diego Police Department tells TMZ Machine allegedly got the best of three guys during the rumble. ​








    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I died laughing at 'unholstered his fists' :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  23. friedrice

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    Upholstered teh fists will be all over jersey, i can hear it now.
     
  24. The Ripper

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