MMA crue: my chick friend tries to grapple with me

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  1. adrenalin112

    adrenalin112 New Member

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    and she does this often. :o everytime we watch a pride, ufc, k-1, anything mma related, i can count on getting attacked. and its always the same, i'll be on the couch & she tries to mount me & then GnP. :doh:

    usually i'll just sweep her & put her in a soft kimura. :mamoru:
    but last night she got smart to that & kept her arm tucked, so i decided to tickle her & she tapped. :bigthumb:

    is tickling legal?
     
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    she wants you. hit it and post pics
     
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    Next time reverse mount and just before you go for a leg lock, fart in her face ;)

    (this happened to me in training, the guy I was grappling with didnt mean to, but it stunk so bad I swear he sharted and I tapped before he even put the leg lock on)
     
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    no shit. :rolleyes:

    i've hit it and no pics for you :squint:
     
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    :naughty: nice going
     
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    :bigthumb:
     
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    but for real, i wish she would just go back to mounting me & kissing. :mad:

    little elbows to the forehead arent the most arousing.


    eh, who the fuck am i tryin to kid. pain gets me :kdubb:
     
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    heel hook and pop her knee

    that'll teach her to fuck with you
     
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    Next time she mounts you, grab her arms and move your legs up over her shoulders into a triangle choke, squeeze tight while giving her blows to the forehead with your elbows. Once she has passed out, take pics.
     
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    fixed :o
     
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    i tried that with her once & she bit me :o :wtc:
     
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    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    I would powerbomb her through a coffee table just to let he know her level on the food chain
     
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    Pur, you are a funny motherfucker, you know that?:rofl:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Jesus christ
     
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    Now i wanna grapple girls :wtc:
     
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    for real, its teh win. :bigthumb:
     
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    after she tapped out from the tickle we started wondering what would happen if like say... at ufc 54, frank trigg decided to start tickling GSP. :hsugh:
     
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    GSP would giggle a bit, and the crowds would "awwwww" for a second, then Trigg would get knocked the fuck or RNT'ed as he would if GSP never tickled him in the first place.
     
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    then do a macho man elbow drop off the couch

    she'd know her place for sure :rofl:
     
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    LOL, has me in stiches!
     
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    RNT = Rear Naked Tickle :hsugh:
     
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    My fiancee actually knows how to grapple. Now that I've been getting stronger though she taps out from frustration usually these days. Still she used to armbar me a lot.
     
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    :eek4: oh shit!
     
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