mistaken for a personal trainer v.my buddy blew it

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  1. Two toys

    Two toys New Member

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    i was working out with my rather large around the midsection friend, going over his workout plan with him, I walked away for a bit and these 2 cute girls who were next to us asked him if I was his personal trainer and if they could get some pointers, he blew it and said no, he's just my friend.



    anyways, any of you guys get any ass at the gym?
     
  2. el es dee

    el es dee ...through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain.

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    sometimes when i want a happy ending i stick my dick in a glory hole in the sauna
     
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    i always end my workouts with a glory hole poke.
     
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    no, although i went hot tubbing with a girl the other day who personal trains at a gym. she said she'd give me free PT'ing, i don't think it'd do much but i dont see anything wrong with going anyways :)
     
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    [][][] what makes you think i wont cut you

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    theres this really hot older woman, as in 16 years older than i that works out when i'm there sometimes and i always talk to her. but i have no idea what to say to her other than normal little chit chat. basically i should tell her i wanna fuck her sometime.
     
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    fixed
     
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    Your friend has even less game than you do
     
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    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    Today there was a cutie that kept checking me out :dunno:

    To be honest (and I'm married so it doesnt matter) I'm not a bad looking guy all around, and I have a decent personality and good income level, women flirt with me constantly. That being said, I dont think I've ever got any girl at the gym to come chat with me, ever.

    I always figured they were there to work out and probably get harassed by idiot guys 24/7 there so they dont want anything to do with gym guys but some people say that the gym is a great place to meet chicks :dunno: Either I'm really stinky when I'm sweaty or I'm missing something.
     
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    should've said "....but i will still help you out"
     
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    Cachee0 OT's Technical Recruiter, Send me your resume

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    Well my wife goes to the same gym as me that that count for getting ass at the gym. Funny thing is the more I go the More ass I get:bowdown:
     
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    honestly no, i'm a good looking guy, but i do focus on my own shit and though my mind wanders i'll rarely leave my rack that i've waited so long for to talk to anyone else. i'm pretty quiet while i lift, whether it's with guys or girls. i just dont want to talk to anyone.
     
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    yea i usually see alot of hot girls in the gym, but i really don't go talk to them, i wouldn't know what to say
     
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    anybody who goes to the gym to specifically hit on chicks is an idiot
     
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    i dont talk to anyone at my gym except this 60 year old dude that deadlifts like 500 pounds
     
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    :werd:
     
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    I just talk to a couple friends that I workout with, usually not any hot girls :(
     
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    I would even go as far as to say hitting on girls at the gym is a bad idea. The gym is the one place in my life that I'm not willing to give up. I don't want to date some girl for a few weeks, decide I don't like her, and feel weird at my own gym.
     
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    i just can't socialize in the gym...
     
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    I'm ugly as sin but there to work out as well...
    Also my gf works out at the same gym too.

    Recently I got accused of being a cock block. Lately here's been three of us working out together. The receptionist was off work and was on the gym floor. She started talking to one of my training partners. Since I time all our rests I blurted out "Stop flirting with her and do your set!" The receptionist then scrambled off.
     
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    i've hooked up with a couple girls i've met at the gym, but i've never gotten ass AT the gym... as in, in the broom closet.
     
  22. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    :rofl: thats big cockblock but hahahah funny
     
  23. Skeletor

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    I would have been like "yeah ladies I'm a personal trainer, he just doesn't think of me that way because we're good friends outside the gym.... What can I help you with? You look like you need to do squats. Yeah stick your butt out like that when you're doing them. I'm going to have to touch your glutes to make sure they're being worked, this is the only way to tell. Oh yeah. Oh yeah baby they're being worked alright"
     
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    I have been asked for my number, but I later found out that the girl was like 15 or so. All badderz.
     
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    where does rape fit in?
     
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