MIL military training without the whole dehumanizing soulcrushing retardation thing?

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  1. macbook bro

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    you guys learn some badass shit, but, as a strong willed individual and, shall we say, superior human being, i could not deal with some retarded yokel calling me a maggot every 10 minutes and forcing me to do pushups.

    you guys know of any way to learn all the cool shit you learn in basic without the brainwashing?
     
  2. TRN

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    It depends on what kind of training you are talking about
     
  3. armond

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    i am sure you can make it thru without becoming "brainwashed" if you are such a superior human being.
     
  4. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    You don't learn anything cool in Basic.
     
  5. macbook bro

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    oh, where do you learn the cool stuff then? like disarming people, hand to hand skills, firefight tactics, survival skills, shit like that
     
  6. macbook bro

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    perhaps but i could not avoid getting my ass kicked/in general being fucked with by the sargent when i made fun of him or was irreverent or questioned things
     
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    EBK Hate hippies & hadjis

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    hey Why dont you do us a favor and suck on a slim pinky penis you sport coat wearing, jean jacket collecting faggot
     
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    Tell them you're a pothead who likes to play guitar.
    You'll go straight to Delta.
     
  9. macbook bro

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    is that below or above the rangers in the badass scale?
     
  10. macbook bro

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    i should get a jean jacket, good idea
     
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    Superior human beings are way to bad ass to even attempt to join the military....cause they're far superior and all.
     
  12. macbook bro

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    because i don't think its unsavory, knowing how to survive with nothing but a bowie knife after parachuting into dangerous territory is a pretty badass skill
     
  13. macbook bro

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    i just couldn't resist baiting you guys with that line
     
  14. Drunk Bastard Audio

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    oh shit...you got me...fucking baited me with that one...hook, line and sinker.
     
  15. The Militant

    The Militant THE FUTURE

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    :rofl:
    Imagine all the people who enlist thinking this
     
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    WTF just happened?

    Is this a serious question?
     
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    Girls like guys with skills.
     
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    There are basically two routes you could go.

    First, you might enlist in the USMC. The Corps is often the first US military committed when US troops are needed. It is the smallest of our combat arms, with a reputation for getting the job done. Consequently, the Corps trains everyone to be lethal on a variety of battlefields. The Corps WANTS superior recruits, because they can't afford nursing along the mediocre.

    Everyone has to go through Basic Training. Upon arrival at basic training seek out a Gunnery Sergeant and let him know right up front how good you are. Request the assignment to the toughest platoon to prove your metal. After a couple of weeks, go back to the Gunnery Sergeant and apply for immediate transfer to a Long-Range Recon School.

    The second route, you might try is to go Army. Tell the recruiters how much you want to learn all that "cool stuff", and they might let you enlist with a guarantee to Airborne and/or Rangers. You still have to complete Basic, but from there you will get just the sort of training and experience you seem to crave. Since you seem to be so well motivated, and everything you may well move at a faster pace than the rest of the recruits.

    Again, soon after arriving for recruit training request an interview with the Sergeant Major. Let him know you've contracted for Airborne and/or Rangers and how eager you are to get into advanced training. There really shouldn't be any need for you to spend time going through a routine designed to beat the lowest common recruit into a soldier, and the Sergeant Major is just the guy to get your training onto the right track.
     
  19. macbook bro

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    woah, woah, woah, i do not want to join the military, repeat, do not want.
    i was thinking along the lines of like, i dunno, does blackwater offer like "mercenary school" or something, like just a training course in badass skills
    but as usual, asherman with the helpful advice ftw
     
  20. macbook bro

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    yeah i just watched a michael bay flick, thats what prompted this thread :hsugh:
    you can read me like a book, damn
     
  21. EBK

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    :rofl: Blackwater actually did have a "Mercenary School" :)hsugh:) a few years ago that would land you into their industry at a cost of $20k

    http://hamptonroads.com/node/66141
     
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    blackwater have weekend classes for rich folks that want to play pretend with bb guns
     
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    this thread keeps getting better and better
     
  24. macbook bro

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    i just want the knowledge, i don't really have any interest in being a merc
     
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    woah woah woah


    ... I like jean jackets :o
     
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