MIL Military Pranks...

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Post a prank or stunt you have pulled while in the military.

    This guy on base was rear ended and was pretty upset about it.

    So, naturally we had fun.

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  2. Mint Berry Crunch

    Mint Berry Crunch Active Member

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    Me and a bunch of other people got in our MOPP suits with the mask and everything, we burst into someones room at 2am screaming "We're going to war!!!!".

    (we're in Korea :hs: )

    Wish we took a video :(
     
  3. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    This hard-ass TSgt was actually doing some work for a change once. He was pressurizing the dome on a pave spike pod (laser target designator). He was always scared of the dome exploding from overpressurization... so... while the nitrogen gas was hissing away and he was intently checking the pressure gauge... I snuck up behind him with a paper bag with the entire shop watching.

    I never fail to laugh out loud whenever I remember the sight of him jumping up in the air when that bag popped behind his head! :bowrofl:


    ...and then there's the old "look up here at this!" gag in the A10 nose wheel well. The noob trainee obligingly looks up where I'm pointing...right as I press the windshield washer purge button. :mamoru:


    ...and who hasn't heard about the "go get me a gallon of propwash - and be quick about it!" gag? :mamoru:


    edit: The first time you show someone how to man the extinguisher when you fire up the APU on the A10 is a PRIME time for a gag! The APU starts winding up steadily until "WHOOSH!!" a flame gushes out of the exhaust port and you get to grab the noob trainee and scream "IT'S GONNA BLOW UP!!!" :run::bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
     
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  4. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    That would be pretty upsetting... I wish you had a vid of that too!
     
  5. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Some guy in the office got call from someone asking for K9P cleaner. The guy in my office isn't quick, and leaned over to me and asked "Hey do we have any K9P cleaner?" I just laughed and told him to page the building custodian.
     
  6. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    This will be the latest "Sticky Of The Day". :)
     
  7. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    On Halloween 2003, I came in and disposed of 9 rolls of toilet paper in our Base Information Protection Office. It was perfect... I wish I had pictures, nine rolls in a small office makes for alot of white streamers. In the office, I deny it to this day.
     
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    Dogz interior crocodile moderator

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    The best prank we ever pulled was man handling a very weedy guy (nicknamed sex pest)into a large box. We then wrote numbers onto each side of the box just like a dice......can u see where this is going :big grin:

    We then rolled him down the stairs until we got a six :big grin:
     
  9. Solus Emsu

    Solus Emsu ****** U N R A T E D ! ****** -----THAT'S HOW I RO

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    "Go and fill out an ID 10 T form"
    "Go get some prop-wash"

    And for some reason they always fall for this and I dunno why....

    "Go get a bucket of steam."


    And oh man, I dunno how many DC Punches / HT punches we have dealt out.
    Quite a few though :rofl:
     
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    awww man poor A1C H.
     
  11. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I have this crazy old, LOUD phone that I keep in my drawer. Occasionally I would swap it out with someone else's while they were out. When they would get a phone call, they either had to listen to the loud obnoxious ring or have no phone at all. My shop boss vowed revenge. So one day I come back from lunch and my phone is ringing, so I answer it and instantly feel something cold on my ear, trying to be professional, I continue the answering statement, he had called me, and put ketchup on my receiver.

    Next week, we bought a can of sardines. He picked up his phone, smelled the sardines, but since it was his boss he HAD to stay on the phone.
    The look of disgust on his face was priceless. His phone smelled worse than a dumpster.
     
  12. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    he made rank about 3 months ago... :bigthumb:
     
  13. DaRkPhAnToM

    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

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    already posted this a little while back but it was fun

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    oh, then SrA H.
     
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    Zourn 16-bit Ninja OT Supporter

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Holy crap, I bet he was happy.
     
  16. Solus Emsu

    Solus Emsu ****** U N R A T E D ! ****** -----THAT'S HOW I RO

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    :rofl: Oh shit
     
  17. crucial_fiction

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    Underway, bored as fuck...

    Me and a couple other guys in my shop spy a killer tomato in the 76 mag and snag it from the gunners.

    After going back to our shop (radar equip room) we hook up a hose to our dry air line and blow up the killer tomato. Needless to say it filled up our entire space with exception of a little bit of room that we could crawl under it.

    My buddy goes out first and is standing in the pway with the door open and as I'm crawling out from under the tomato our boot ass ensign divo walks up and is all like "WTF is that??!!!" with his usual deer in headlights look.

    Without skipping a beat my buddy looks at him and says "RF shield sir! We've sprung a leak!!!!!"

    I've never seen a butter bar haul so much ass straight down to the chiefs mess and get our senior chief....

    As we're laughing and rolling around on the deck like idiots, our Senior Chief and XO come trotting down the pway with ensign dipshit in tow...

    they look in the space, look at me and my buddy and say damn near in unison...

    "Guys quit fucking with him and put away that killer tomato."

    Nothing else was said...we were laughing about that for damn near ever.
     
  18. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    :bowrofl:

    I can get the visual good enough - but WTF is it really supposed to be used for?
     
  19. I work with a couple guys who crewed B-1s and they always talk about "echo testing" the engines. The would get a new guy to stand at the front and yell into the intake, then have to run to the back and count until he heard the echo. Funny shit. I work on C-130s and when we catch someone in the main gear we open an access pnl and just start screaming. THey'll jump and bang their head on shit tring to get out.
     
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    crucial_fiction Active Member

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    Killer Tomato is this big as round inflatable target that you put some sort of weight on the bottom of to keep it somewhat stable on the surface of the water. It's also pretty highly radar reflective so we can track and shoot at it for practice.
     
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    getting a trashbag and telling someone to get an exhuast sample, and checking the air pressure on roadwheels
     

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