MIL Military Men of OT. I beg audience with you.

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  1. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Good free Men (read: American) of OT, I come here to appeal to your patriotism and sense of nation. Back in January of 1968 the USS Pueblo was capture by North Korea. The Pueblo was a spy ship and was collecting data on Russia when it supposedly drifted into North Korean waters, though we still claim that we were still in international waters at the time. Diplomacy has failed in attempts to retrieve this vessel which has served America in its prime. The USS Pueblo is still commissioned under the United States Navy and I believe that she deserves to be brought back home and given a proper welcome home party. This is where I need you, free men of OT, some good and able-bodied men with a large pair of brass ones to come together to repossess one of our own.

    My plan is to commandeer the vessel once she's already up and running. North Korea sails her once a year on the anniversary of her capture to mock and dishonor us. I believe that a few small boats with automatic weapons carrying 15-20 men would be enough to board the ship at its furthest point from land and make haste for international waters. As soon as the ship has been boarded, we hail out to all ships nearby with a distress signal. This ship at full steam would take roughly one hour to travel the approximate 12 nautical miles from it's voyage. Once in international waters, Kim Jong Il and his lackeys wouldn't DARE come after us. Think about it, if we could get some very dedicated men onto this, not only would you be an American Hero, but you'd also become a legendary pirate of sorts. Once we get back to America, we will all be heroes and retire dirty filthy rich and have one hell of a story to tell our grandchildren.


    With enough interest, I can begin gathering intelligence and securing funds to train and send various parties across the world. I, myself, will infiltrate North Korea months ahead of time, learning the language, surviving on the fauna and flora of the countryside. I would build frequency jammers with parts from Radioshack and begin sabotage of their communications. North Korea couldn't mass a retrieval party in the hour it would take us to get to international waters. I have friends who are doing Intel in Japan and they are telling me that this is possible. And no, it wouldn't start a war. This IS our ship. One of our own and she has been in enemy hands for almost 40 years now. Who's with me?

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    Cliffs: North Korea has one of our ships. In for stealing it back?
     
  2. s3rca

    s3rca New Member

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    north korea would definatly have the time to recover the ship before reaching international waters . they had the speed to capture her in the first place didnt they ? i saw something on her capture on the history channel about a week ago .
     
  3. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    What the fuck? :rofl:
     
  6. dubrocker

    dubrocker sho nuff

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    what a fucking loon
     
  7. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    A GOOD SOLDIER DOES NOT LEAVE ANOTHER SOLDIER BEHIND!
     
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    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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  9. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    FOR FREEEDDDOOOMMMMM!!!!!

    Seriously, where is your sense of patriotism? The Pueblo deserves to come back home. Does nobody care?
     
  10. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Look, it's just sitting there.

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  11. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    A GOOD SOLDER DOES NOT LEAVE ANOTHER SOLDER BEHIND! lc
     
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    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    [​IMG]

    Look, she's just sitting there. RIGHT there. Looking on to America saying, "HELP ME!"
     
  13. dubrocker

    dubrocker sho nuff

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    how are you going to fund this insanity and how will the participants end up filthy rich?
     
  14. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    I have my means of getting funds. I also have plenty of military friends who would be willing to "misplace" certain items such as weaponry, boats, etc.

    We would be filthy rich after doing interviews, books, and of course the obligatory movie deal.
     
  15. Pusan

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    Yeah the military isnt strict on weapons accountability.

    In fact, if you cant find a rifle or a M249 or somehting within a half hour, then everyone just chalks it up to another lost!
     
  16. Mangos

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    This really sounds like a great idea :eek4:
     
  17. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    you understanding of record keeping and the term "misplace" especially in quotations is astounding:hsugh:
     
  18. the raging enigma

    the raging enigma If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidenc

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    :io: I have no clue what the hell is going on in here. Leave the boat be. We have better boats out there now. But hey, if someone is in the area and wants to give it a shot, im in for the hilarity of the whole thing.
     
  19. Pusan

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    Your friends in the military are not going to steal you weapons.
     
  20. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    it's fairly obvious your reading comprehension skills are very very lacking, have you completed elementary school yet?
     
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  22. Pusan

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    No, I'm really 8.
     
  23. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    How the fuck did you beat out 300,000 other sperm?
     
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    in on 2
     
  25. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    this is all pure unfiltered BS...

    ... but wouldn't it be so mother fucking awesome if the US actually went in and reclaimed our property? :eek3:
     

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