MMA Might be loosing one of my nuts

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  1. AK-47

    AK-47 Banned

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    Sharp pain in my left nut, go to the doc and he tells me the veins in my nuts are swollen and elongated and they might possibly tie off the blood supply in my nuts and then they have to remove it . He says that excessive exercise builds up too much blood in your kidneys leaving your lower body depleted of blood which can cause this, including hemorrhoids.
    So i guess going to training for 2 hours and then lifting for and hour and a half right after and then comming home and fucking my girlfriend caused this over a period of time. Fuck.
    Gotta see a speicalist but he told me not to go to training or lifting for a time (as if i could) i hate not being able to roll :sad2:
     
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    anybody else have this? he said it's pretty common with people who exercise alot but i've never heard of people going through this shit. Feels like a stack of needles in my testicles
     
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    woah.


    wait.


    hold the fuck on.


    Being in good shape can make me loose my balls?!

    Fuck it. I'm buying some beer and renting a movie tonight.
     
  4. kilian

    kilian You've got quite a treasure there in that Horadric OT Supporter

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  5. AK-47

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    :werd: thats what i said, but he told me it's people who have the gene for this condition get it easier then others, so i'm guessing i got the gene, the doctor was too busy eating his fucking sandwich to explain it correctly
     
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    damn, sorry dude
     
  7. Exiled

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    Tell me how it feels to be a woman man when that's all done with
     
  8. AK-47

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    maybe they have cheaper cups for guys with one nut :dunno:
     
  9. RMarks

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    I'd enjoy watching the shit kicked out of you.
     
  10. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    thats a bummer bro. fuck.
     
  11. checkii

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    you would think evolution would work rather quickly on eliminating that gene :dunno:



    and sorry to hear about your nard. that sucks.
     
  12. Exiled

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    I can smell your vagina from here
     
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    that sucks. i have a friend who had to get a nut removed, he's now only referred to as "onenut" by everyone i know.. looks like you have a new nickname.
     
  15. Exiled

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    :bowdown:

    loco may be able to handle that, maybe a custom cup..
     
  16. JordanClarkson

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    Sorry about that. I got testicular cancer a little over 5 years ago and had to have a nut removed. Hopefully you won't have to. But if so I'd find a sperm bank and store at least 3 samples. It's about $500/yr but worth it if you want to make sure you can have kids in the future.
     
  17. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    i knew a guy who fell while surfing and his nut wrapped around itself and cut off circulation and he had to have it removed.

    and My best friend's older brother had to have both removed due to cancer :wtc:
    has to get testosterone shots the rest of his life.
     
  18. Exiled

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    lol

    Oh im sure he's crying himself to sleep now
     
  19. HandgunFantasy

    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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    sorry to hear about your nut :hug:
     
  20. GochuBoy

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    Don't wanna kick you while you're down, but it is actually spelled with 1 "o". Lose. Loose is the opposite of tight. :hs:

    Sorry about your nuts man. I hope it all works out for you in the end.
     
  21. uwofrost

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    We all know drag on works out 4 hrs then lifts for 3 then fuck his wife for 6 hrs.... and his nuts are gone
     
  22. RMarks

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    fixed
     
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    This is no joking matter AT ALL. Damn.
    All the best man, i really hope its just a big scare. I wish you all the best man. DAMN.
     
  24. Kuet

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    Hey man, WTF, i hate people that correct internet spelling mistakes, what are we in english 101 now?
    Especially with what bud is going through :hsugh:
     
  25. Exiled

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    I disagree, I think him losing one nut is definitely something to joke about.
     

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