Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by ExDelayed, Dec 25, 2004.
Merry christmas....and Ex, that AV! great!
Merry Christmas! We are about to leave to go to the parentals. Yea presents!!!!
I Just saw closer a few days ago....MMM...Clive + Jude.
Merry Christmas and a Festive New Year!
Breakfast first then presents.
Even though I know I have a giant Craftsman tool chest waiting for me in the garage, it will still be fun to unwrap.
I'm off to host a Christmas event... Enjoy the day bois and gurls!
This is one of the most awkward times of the year for me.
The relatives don't know I'm gay and I don't even care to tell them (I don't see them often).
"So where is your girlfriend?"
"I put her in the trunk, I feed her every three days"
I got bored with that answer. I figured it's time to have fun with it. ha
Aunt: So where's your girlfriend?
CoCo: Well, I...
Mom: <interrupts> Oh, he's having a problem staying with a girl...
Aunt: Don't worry baby, <squeezes my shoulder> you'll find the perfect woman...
CoCo: <imagines chick with a dick> We'll see...
oh lord, gay reindeer mens, that's scary!
Best wishes to you and yours!
Hugs and kisses and all that gay shit
merry xmas y'all. I woke up at 1pm today. I guess all that traditional getting-up-in-the-morning-to-open-presents thing is over.
Just wanted to offer my tidings of goodwill to all! I hope the holidays were at least bearable, if they weren't good for you. New Year's Eve in a week! Hope you all plan to party your arses off! I know I do
Grandma: "Yesterday there was a lady out there working for the gas company; a woman."
Oh baby... I'll take Prancer!
Have a merry Christmas to all [a little late, I know]
happy holidays everyone!!!!
btw.. i'll take saint nick.. .. there's just something about that beard/goatee that makes me wanna :idhitit:
...I know just what you mean.
i want you.
Well, I'm exhausted. Ferron, Taylor, and I just got back from a party in Annapolis. A friend rented out the back room to a sushi bar, and we basically gayed it out. At one point, the doors had to be closed because we were being a bit loud. Our waiter got accosted with a vibrator. Countless members of the staff were forcefully dragged into conversations about dick, fellatio, and the importance of size. I ended up on my knees at one point at the groin of a certain OTer... At another point, a vibrator disappeared down my throat. And there was some hot duck action, before we (being the cynical, aggressively spiteful, and belittling group that we (because we really luv one-another)) ultimately started throwing each other embarrassing stories at one another. Then, we gave the waiter an $80 tip and soon left...to go to a friend's house for an after party.
Taylor went home, and missed out on the illicit drug use and crazy cats. Ferron rolled out next, leaving us to talk about him . We then analyzed my potentially going too far with a friend that isn't accustomed to our group yet (joking about a subject that is just still too sensitive for her...4 years later ). And then there was some humping, and I left.
Yup, I had a full night...
I think you worried about that too much. It didn't seem to be as big a deal as you made it.
I worried about it for a hot minute, and then I got over it. But after you left and then Ferron left...she left. At that point others kept bringing it up, and saying how all of my comments need approval before being spoken and such things... Also, we realized that I wasn't the only one who made a negative comment to her. Peaches made a really bad one too, made all the worst because I cosigned and CoCo-ized it...
Said restuarant, goose, and queers.
what kinda party is that when all the glasses are empty??
...we were running the poor waiter raw. I know that I spent $20 in drink; I gave myself a limit because I was driving... And we had to sneak in our own stuff too, because some people to underage and we wanted Champaign (although I know that from now on, Taylor or I will be responsible for selecting the Champaign).