Men: if you could suck your own dick, would you?

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Would you suck your own dick if you could?

  1. Fuck yes!

    39 vote(s)
    26.7%
  2. Yes, but I wouldn't swallow

    6 vote(s)
    4.1%
  3. Yes, but I wouldn't cum in my own mouth

    26 vote(s)
    17.8%
  4. No :ugh:

    55 vote(s)
    37.7%
  5. I'm a chick and just want to see the results :rofl:

    20 vote(s)
    13.7%
  1. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    In light of all the recent polls...

    :rofl:
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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  3. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    :rofl:

    There's the phrase "if I could suck my own dick, I'd never leave the house." I wanted to see how true that was :rofl:

    And i just watched the season 2 finale of Metalocalypse again :mamoru:

    edit - on a serious note, what is gay about it? How is it any more gay than masturbating? Is it also gay if a woman is masturbating and licks her juices off her fingers?
     
  4. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    Fuck yes.
     
  5. Julius

    Julius Guest

    fuck yeah

    no homo
     
  6. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did i come in here and read that last comment. ouch !!! :io:
     
  7. jonno

    jonno New Member

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    FFFFUUUUU
     
  8. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    doubt it, :bj: time is for relaxing
     
  9. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    I'm a chick and just want to see the results :rofl:


    But if I was a guy and could somehow finagle that, I most likely would.
     
  10. giz

    giz Active Member

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    I voted No because I wouldn't do it on a regular basis, but I'd probably try it once.
     
  11. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I have 70-100 years on Earth. If I had the ability to suck my own dick then at some point in that time I would get around to it. Least I hope I would.

    Can't say whether or not I could get past the fact that I was, you know, SUCKING A DICK... but I would try it out.
     
  12. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I was just messing, hoping to get you riled up
     
  13. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Well, you got me riled up. :eek3:

    Asshole :eek3:
     
  14. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    I'm no expert, but I believe that may be the biggest occurrence of fail ever in recorded history.
     
  15. SquallRm

    SquallRm New Member

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    its kinda disgusting, but how is it gay?
     
  16. just_another_on

    just_another_on New Member

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    Thats just wrong.

    Absolutely not.
     
  17. Thomas Crenshaw

    Thomas Crenshaw New Member

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    why the fuck not. its your own dick. you beat it off. who cares if you want to get off harder its just a form of masturbation
     
  18. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    if you wanted to be technical, its not gay at all.
     
  19. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    Where is the option for "I'd have to try it and see."
     
  20. fluentinsilence

    fluentinsilence New Member

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    I think the satisfaction of being able to suck your own dick would immediately be nullified by the fact of a dick in your mouth.
     
  21. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    :werd: I've had several dreams over the years where I suck my own dick and this is always the awkward feeling I'm left with when I wake up.
     
  22. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    Dreams are weird, aren't they?
     
  23. THoC

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    the guy in me wants to say that i would..... but i just cant picture myself actually doing it.
     
  24. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    much like whackers remorse, i bet alot more of the guys here would in fact do it until they were no longer horny :rofl:


    you dont ever see dogs complaining do ya ?
     
  25. Ritley

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    I bet nearly everyone would at least try it.
     

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