MMA Me vs. A professional fighter: The battle of the old vs. the lazy

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  1. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Ok it's not so much a battle as it a mauling of the underskilled. To further my fantasy as a living in a 1985 bad karate novel, I traveled for many nights on foot to his temple. There was a sort of quiet ambient fog as I entered his school. Mostly because he was in the bathroom pooping when I got there.

    I donned my battle clothes and prepared for my instruction. After some silliness and tricking everyone do ballet stretches (*giggle*) which they all failed at, we got to some rolling and instruction. If there was a time for a workout montage, that would've been it. Imagine a soundtrack made with a 1983 Casio D-G electric guitar, throw in some close up shots, sweaty faces and spliced chronological scenes and that was pretty much the training session.

    His name is Michael MacDonald and he trains the Santa Barbara fight team. I had a blast going there and rolling with him, despite the fact that I suck. But he would decimate probably all of you. So yeah, he's pretty good. His Sambo owns me so very very very hard. Enjoy.

    Anyway, here's the video:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=6B7yepxGU8M
     
  2. miek

    miek New Member

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    wat
     
  3. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    You didn't do as bad you think. Then again he let you flow alot. Not a bad showing really.
     
  4. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    wat?
     
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    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    :love:
     
  6. HandgunFantasy

    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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    i dig the music
     
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    especially not for 6 months judo/bjj.
     
  8. Exiled

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    That guy seemed a bit cocky
     
  9. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Difference between cocky and confidence.
     
  10. Exiled

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    Oh, ok.. I didn't know that
     
  11. Exiled

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    and dont say that guy would decimate everyone on this forum..
     
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    I kinda got that impression too when he was looking at the mirror and acting bored.
     
  13. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Except that he probably would. Unless there's some very very very impressive world class fighters other than Ben Stark on this forum.
     
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    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    True story: Chuck Liddell stopped in the middle of a press interview to walk over and give this man a hug for what he's done for him.
     
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    kronik85 New Member

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    True story : you're riding this guy's nuts pretty hard.
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    true story, you are a boner-sucker.
     
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    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Don't worry it's almost out of my system.
     
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    I thought his name was Michael Lee? :confused: He thought Randy would beat Chuck in their rematch. :mamoru:
     
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    darkjedi Muay Thai expert

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    Youtube is blocked here at work but Isn't Michael McDonald a K1 fighter?
     
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    just checked fight finder. he fought in gladiator challenge.
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    I don't care. Anything! I would rather - I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael MacDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
     
  22. RMarks

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    You know how I know you're gay?
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    His grappling was not very impressive
     
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    he's a sambo black belt iirc.
     

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