Matrix Pornos...???

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  1. ASIANPRIDE

    ASIANPRIDE OT Supporter

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    Fuck man...it would be amazing...And I bet that there can be a parody that can run thru the whole trilogy for the Matrix's and someone should write it out....

    MATRIXXX
    MATRIXXX RELOADED
    MATRIXXX REVOLUTIONS

    To start it off MATRIXXX:

    note: "MACHINES" (Say it loud like when Morpheus was in the Cave talking to ppl in Reloaded....)

    Have like Trinity and Neo do the main climactic love scene but it would first have to start out with like Neo and Morpheus fucking some random chicks with MACHINES.....In the Matrixxx...then Morpheus asks the chicks...do you want to take the blue pill or the red pill....SO they get all high..and well fuck eachother...with MACHINES.....After that....there would be the intro of Trinity..and she would do her solo scene...and fuck herself with "a" MACHINE....So later on...Morpheus gets caught when the GAYBOY AGENTS...try to butt fuck them..but the rest of the crew gets away except for Morpheus......SO the climactic love scene between Trinity and Neo happens..and maybe they do it with a couple of MACHINES....before they go to rescue Morpheus because they might not get a chance to screw later on.......So after they do the whole fight scene and rescue Morpheus...they have a lil groupy.....so MMF....After that they still need to get out of the MATRIXXX but only Morpheus and Trinity get out....and then FAGBOY SMITH tries to fuck Neo..and hes all like "NO WAY MAN"...and kicks his ass....then.....on the way to getting his CONNXXXTION back to the real world....(where they have dirty sex)....he get's sent to this strip club to get his connxxxtion...And does a few gurls....with MACHINES...and then watches the gurls do some other random guys..and then do eachother...with MACHINES....And then...Neo finds his connxxtion..and then has that famed fly into the Smith fag..and have him explode seen....after they try to bukakke(shot with bullets in real movie) him but he makes it out alive......And then Have some flying end scene.....

    SO can neone parody the next movies?
     
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    Anaconda I trust only one.

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    Most fucked up thread of the night? :confused:
     
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    with MACHINES

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    that was possibly the funniest post ever
     
  9. ASIANPRIDE

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    Ohh and in MATRIXXX Reloaded we gotta have a scene where Monica Bellucci has a bukakke shot.....I bet it would look a lot like this....

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    bullet-time money shot [​IMG]
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  11. TheProwler

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    :rofl: That would be hysterical!
     
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    "the machines are digging"
     
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    OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHA

    :bowdown:
     
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    Hey, asianpride, I have that esquire.
    I really like the pic of her w/ the fish.
     
  16. homi

    homi e-cool OT Supporter

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    agent smith gangbang scene
     
  17. jeyur

    jeyur cum fairy OT Supporter

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    :rofl: i think that would be a pretty good porno idea
     
  18. Hoss

    Hoss Nah, i had water yesterday

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Id love to see a Matrixxx
     
  19. Hoss

    Hoss Nah, i had water yesterday

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    we have a porn director on offtopic now. we may be able to get this idea rolling

    :dunno:
     
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    wtf thread bump. From... 6 YEARS ago... wOW.
     

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