FRK Masturbation. v.doingitwithbaby

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by Fiya, Aug 7, 2006.

  1. Fiya

    Fiya Guest

    So, this morning was different. The usual parts happened, as in, I woke up feeling like a 15 year old boy with a hard on and a long day ahead of him... I'm always super horny in the mornings. I can attone that to the crazy hormones of pregnancy! Erotic dreams, and what-not are a given. I ALWAYS need an orgasm upon first waking up.

    But it's a tad different now that the baby has started kicking me all the time. I feel a bit strange, a little impure, I guess, doing such a naughty deed with baby. I don't feel that naughty when I have sex with my SO, it's just when I masturbate.

    So, please, some one give me some assurance! I want so badly to have better, untainted orgasms in the morning without the distraction that I'm somehow impurifying my child! :hsugh:
     
  2. NJGuy

    NJGuy "Fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmef uckmefuckmefuckmefuckm OT Supporter

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    I think you should tape said morning sessions and host them so we may better evaluate and suggest the correct help. :x:


    Seriously though... having an animal in the room with me freaks me out.
    I can only imagine what its like to have a person in your belly when you do it.


    I think it would be healthy for the baby.
    Id keep doing it. I wouldnt worry about it.
     
  3. Lindsay Loo

    Lindsay Loo ミ★ Mikel's POZ Partner ミ★

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    i dont think its bad. its not like the baby can see anything lol
     
  4. THT

    THT The easy way is always mined

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    Releaseing endorphins into your blood means baby gets to feel good too...I say you should double click your mouse frequently and regularly in the name of being a responsible parent
     
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    It might make it miss the womb too much and be a cranky baby. :eek3:
     
  6. 4thgenceli

    4thgenceli Active Member

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    Just the same as having sex right? No worries there! Wifey's OB actually told us to have rough sex with our son becuase she was 1 week overdue! (it worked....)
     
  7. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :werd:

    The emotional state of the mother (ie. Seratonin, dopamine and endorphin levels) theoretically has an effect onthe baby in the womb. Happy, well adjutsed mom = happy baby.

    So keep masturbating.. the feel good hormones are good for you and the baby.
     
  8. aphoric

    aphoric Even if god did exist, it would be necessary to ab

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    am I the only one that had a bad image of a baby fist?
     
  9. nosaj

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    truss me the baby will do it too someday.
     
  10. Asgard

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    This is why humans dont remember being in the womb.
     
  11. DatacomGuy

    DatacomGuy is moving to Canada

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    What they said.. It's great for you and your baby.
     
  12. Cerridwen

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    :o I'll admit I thought something other than what it was until I saw the threadstarter's name.
     
  13. hi2u2

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    you should do it. your pent up frustration is not helping the baby out, if you relase this frustration its good for you AND the baby!
     
  14. wannaseemysocks

    wannaseemysocks I Have Big Socks...

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    i say keep going!!!
     
  15. Fiya

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    what is that supposed to mean?
     
  16. Fiya

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    thanks for the advice guys. :hsugh:
     
  17. Cerridwen

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    I thought this was going to be a post about masturbating babies :o (this is FS after all), until I saw your name and I know you are pregnant so it made sense to me then.
     
  18. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    :rofl: ... well, toddlers do masturbate :o
     
  19. Cerridwen

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    :ugh: Little girls "hump" too. It's quite awkward to catch your child doing that :o
     
  20. Fiya

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    :eek3:
     
  21. BaneBoi

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    nope. :noes:
     
  22. Cerridwen

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    That's about the look you'll have when you catch yours the first time! :mamoru:
     
  23. Fiya

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    :noes:

    Yeah I have a family friend whose child I've known since he was about 2-3 and now he's 16 and I heard him use the 'F' word lol. even THAT was quite shocking, I don't know how I'll deal with it when it comes to my own... :ugh:
     

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