Police: Massachusetts Couple Beats Man at KFC Over Slow Order Saturday , October 03, 2009 ADVERTISEMENT NORWELL, Mass. — A couple, upset over the slowness of their Kentucky Fried Chicken order, assaulted a man who asked them to stop yelling profanities for the sake of children in line, police said. Police said the couple was arrested Thursday after witnesses told police the couple beat the man as he was leaving the fast food joint. According to police, 31-year-old Jared Garfagna, of Marshfield, punched the man in the head, then Garfagna's girlfriend, 24-year-old Sara Mohn, kicked the victim. Mohn was arrested and charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Garfagna will be summonsed to court for assault and battery. It's unclear if either have hired an attorney. The victim had cuts on his eyelid and wrists but refused medical treatment. Hell of a reason to get shot if the guy your trying to beat to death is carrying.