MIL marine-army joke

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  1. willijdub

    willijdub New Member

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    Attn. Marines, don't get all butt hurt at this joke.


    So little Tommy walks into the restroom at the airport and steps up to the urinal when he notices a Marine in full dress blues next to him.

    He says to the Marine, "Hey Mr., are you a real Marine?"

    The Marine replies,"Why yes I am, would you like to wear my hat?"
    Little Tommy replies ," yes sir i would!" and then puts on the Marine's hat.

    Just then an Army Ranger walks into the restroom, little Tommy sees him and asks, "Hey Mr., are you a real US Army Ranger?"

    The Ranger responds with,"Yeah I am, what of it? you wanna suck my dick?"

    Little Tommy replies,"Oh no sir, I'm not a real marine I'm just wearing his hat."
     
  2. The Militant

    The Militant THE FUTURE

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    thats fucking classic
     
  3. EBK

    EBK Hate hippies & hadjis

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    :rofl: :rofl holy shit
     
  4. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    nsxrebel New Member

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    an army ranger asking a kid to suck his dick. :greddy: :jb:
     
  6. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    at least marines don't go around asking kids to suck dicks
     

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