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  1. Hillary

    Hillary fukc yaeh. ew waitled long enough. nujgses of hill

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    So...Gokor's on there right now.

    First off, they said he was a barfight champion that was 400-0.

    Then his 3 techniques to win all barfights were

    1)RNC with hand straight on top of the head
    2)Hammerfist
    3)Deflecting the weapon, Karate Kid paint the house version.

    :ugh2:
     
  2. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    go to sleep
     
  3. Captain Amazing

    Captain Amazing OT Supporter

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  4. Khaaz

    Khaaz New Member

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    That shows terrible, the background voice they always use annoys the fuck outta me.
     
  5. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    Sounds to me like his counting skills may be equal to his technical fighting ability.
     
  6. 4bangin

    4bangin Ballet of Violence

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    That show is so stupid. The last one I watched was some lame ass Karate expert showing how to kill a bear with your bare hands.
     
  7. bpa00

    bpa00 New Member

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    He needs to fight Marlin Simms for the ultimate street fighter title!
     
  8. SCirone

    SCirone Moderator

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    I liked the one where they proved there was really a Dim Mak. They just didnt show it
     
  9. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    About a year and a half back I was trashed in Santa Monica on a work thing and a film crew pulled me out of the bar to talk to me. I was so smashed i didnt know what to do so I went with it :o

    I still havent seen myself on the show but I pray to myself every time it is on that i am not on it. I didnt even sign my name on the disclaimer, I just drew a whale.
     
  10. HandgunFantasy

    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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    :bowrofl:
     
  11. LOLSTi

    LOLSTi DTOM

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    what a badass.
     
  12. phat bahsturd

    phat bahsturd New Member

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    checkii is the man
     
  13. GreatDeceiver

    GreatDeceiver OT Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
  14. The Ripper

    The Ripper New Member

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    these people and 400 - 0
     
  15. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    I'm 399-1 in soul caliber
     
  16. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    I would MURDER you in Soul Caliber :squint:

    Soul Caliber 2 specifically.
     
  17. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    thats possible but I'd still fuck you in the ass after.

    Why?

    Cause you're my bitch.
     
  18. alkalinesolo

    alkalinesolo Active Member

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    Thread full of win.
     
  19. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    little asian dudes are your thing i guess
     
  20. SaviouR

    SaviouR Dallas - Choke City :(

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    400-0?

    Reminds me of what Bas Rutten said about Rickson's record, "It's a nice rounded number." :rofl:
     
  21. Hillary

    Hillary fukc yaeh. ew waitled long enough. nujgses of hill

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    :rofl::bowdown::rofl::bowdown::rofl:
     
  22. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Yellow is a great color
     
  23. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    I don't remember becoming your bitch





    but.. you may proceed...
     
  24. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    Thats racist!.gif
     
  25. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    its ON!
     

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