Males that shave their ass

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  1. Japanophile

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    Ok i'm a male (22) and I shave my ass. I'm NOT gay. But i'm also a virgin (don't laugh). That means that no girl has seen my shaved ass yet. But i'm wondering what their reaction would be. Do girls prefer a hairy ass on men? Is it ok if I let the hair grow and never shave it again? I shave because I hate the look of a hairy ass when looking in the mirror. BTW I also "trim" my balls.

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  2. XaPU!M

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    How the hell can you see your ass in the mirror?

    manscaping is always a good idea, but why you would do it with no one to show is beyond me. Plus I myself would never shave my ass because that would probably get sooo irritating when growing back in.
     
  3. kiri

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    a stubbly ass is one of the grossest things i can think of. my advice is to leave it alone, and if it really bothers you, wax. when you wax the hair grows back smooth so there's no stubble and it grows back slower every time you do it. but honestly, my SO has a hairy ass and i couldn't care less... it's not a turn on or a turn off, but if he shaved it that'd definitely be a turn off
     
  4. Falconer

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    Someone post the essay about the dude who shaved his ass.
     
  5. Japanophile

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    Well I don't actually "shave". I just trim really close to the skin. I also trim my legs (not shave). The only part of my body that actually sees a razor are my face and my armpits.
     
  6. XaPU!M

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    Why the hell do you 'trim' your legs, and shave your armpits?

    I can see shaving your back,balls/etc, shoulders, chest (if you have hair in any of those places), but males are supposed to have hair on their legs, and hairy armpits
     
  7. Japanophile

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    Armpit hair is the grossest thing. As for the legs I used to shave them when I was into sports, but since i'm no longer doing sports I resorted to just trim them. I can't stand hairy legs. It would look so wrong having shaved balls with hairy legs and ass.
     
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    how hairy are you exactly?
     
  9. Falconer

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    Japanophile, do you study Japanese language?
     
  10. I want to shave the word Beast into my ass, can you teach me? :rofl:
     
  11. Japanophile

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    もちろん 
     
  12. Japanophile

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    I'm a monkey if not shaved.
     
  13. Falconer

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    Ah. Doushite? Amerikajin desuka?

    (no Japanese font at work)
     
  14. keleko

    keleko yes, he is

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    Don't Shave That Hair!!!
    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

    No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

    I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know.

    I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

    Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

    Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

    Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

    As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

    Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
     
  15. supa22

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    that is quite the story :o
     
  16. Japanophile

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    I guess you're also a Japanophile? I'm an American Citizen if that's what you mean by "American".

    BTW i'm not the typical type of Japanophile as i'm not an anime-otaku. As a matter of fact I have barely seen any anime in my life at all (only a few episodes of Dragonball, Gundam, and Escaflowne is all I know).

    My interest is the people (as in humans), the culture (as in movies, food, kendo, places), and the language (second best language of Asia perhaps).

    Also, I acknowledge the superiority of the Japanese race. 日本人 is the superior race of the world! Maybe pure blondes give them a run for their money though. Maybe even superior. But they are spread out and not centralized. Though I hear that Sweden is a blonde heavy country.

    :bowdown:
     
  17. Hate Crime

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    Great story, would read again.:bigthumb:
     
  18. P7

    P7 You have something on your tongue, let me get that

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    The girl won't care about your shaved ass because she's going to be disappointed in your performance. But don't worry, after a few times your confidence is going to be sky high you won't care if CNN did a prime time story on your shaved ass:bigthumb:
     
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    I think I would be very disturbed if a guy had a hairless ass like a little boy.
     
  20. Falconer

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    I used to study linguistics and a few languages. I just wondered if you were American, but then you addressed what was going to be my followup question in your next sentence:

    lol. Good.
    What's the first best language of Asia?

    Umm...

    By what criteria do you judge superiority?
     
  21. Japanophile

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    The best language would be Korean. Perfect sound, and perfect writing.

    Superiority? The japanese are better than everyone at everything.
     
  22. XaPU!M

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    I'm laughing so hard at this comment right now. :rofl: Wow, that is one hell of a statement.
     
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    so you're a shaved armpit guy, with stubble ass, balls and legs. the girl who gets you is a prize winner.


    personally i wouldn't shave/wax my ass. but to each their own.
     
  25. Falconer

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    Korean grammar is very similiar to Japanese conceptually, but everything Japanese does Korean makes more difficult.

    Perfect writing? Hardly. It's easy to learn but there's enough exceptions to their pronunciation rules that it doesn't qualify as "perfect." Like a "b" that's pronounced as an "m" when it precedes an "n." Yeah. Perfect.

    Perfect sound? Have you ever heard a whiny Korean girl? WeGeoReYooOOooOOoooOOOoo~~~~~~oooOo It's cute for like 5 minutes and then it gets old.

    And on the subject of "perfect sound," are you telling me as a native English speaker you have no problem hearing/pronouncing the difference between the different Korean versions of the same consonant? K vs. Kk vs. K'? Or T vs. Tt vs. T'? KaChi vs. KkaChi vs. K'aChi? And all those vowels and dipthongs, most of which sound exactly the same and don't conform to the pronunciation rules of their "perfect writing" system? Ugh.

    Ok I'm done.

    edit - I'm not disagreeing that it can be a pretty language to listen to...
     

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