Make a choice, a really hideous woman or a huge porn stash?

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  1. Wrigley

    Wrigley New Member

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    So you're trapped on a desert island with very little hope of rescue. You have the option of having a huge amount of adult entertainment with you, or a living, breathing hideous female who makes your skin crawl but who's a nymphomaniac. Bearing in mind that you're possibly going to be stranded there the rest of your life, would you take the creature from the sewers or all the porn you could dream of

    I'd go for the porn myself as at least I wouldn't feel repulsed while performing a sexual act unlike I would taming a monster
     
  2. GTLifter

    GTLifter Banned

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    Let me tell you a story about my freshman year at Georgia Tech which is about 70% male and about half of the remaining female population is fucking busted.

    First day of school I'm sitting next to this scraggly looking blond in English 1101. She was enjoyable to talk to but maybe a 5 if that. Fast foward to tuesday of finals week. It's about 5pm and we finished out English exam at about the same time then discovered we were both done with exams. I invited her over to my dorm and banged the shit out of her. I enjoyed it because, at the time, she was fucking hot. The next day I realized what happened so I went to the University of Georgia to visit some friends that weekend so I could reset my hot-o-meter.


    Moral of the story: If she's the only chick you ever see she'll get hot real quick.
     
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  3. greenpillow

    greenpillow New Member

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    .. are we talking about magazines? Cause there is not going to be power on an desert island.
     
  4. Aronomy

    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    Lulz, I didn't even think about this meaning no videos just pictures.
     
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    Well that would be lame.
     
  6. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    Are there any paper bags?
     
  7. john law

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    My self respect is worth more than a fat chick, no matter how desperate I was. I'd swim out the middle of the ocean and have myself drown.
     
  8. wolfskymoon

    wolfskymoon Guest

    Neither.
     
  9. Falconer

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    Porn > women you're not attracted to
     
  10. RichieHemingway

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    Option 3: Gameboy color.
     
  11. GTLifter

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    :rofl:

    I used to think the same before I got to Tech.
     
  12. Kinks

    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    desert island, wait until night time it'll be pretty dark. blow a load then hide in the sand hills until you're horny again :bigthumb:
     
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    Give her a few weeks on the island and she'll thin right out. And if her face is truly busted just bury it in the sand and go to town.
     
  14. Reign

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    GTLifter and Xapu!m are 100% correct. I'm stuck on deployment, granted it's an AC Carrier, but still. The ratio of men to women is roughly 10 to 1 and the ratio of men to attractive women is like 50 to 1. So in other words... you have to work incredibly hard at getting an attractive one, settle for an uggo, or if you're like me and don't even fuck around with Navy chicks, you're just fucked.

    The thing is... it's been 80 some days since I last got laid (The MORNING we left)... the amount of cute chicks on board has increased... :wtc:
     
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    you guys are nuts. uggo no questions asked.

    have fun talking to your magazines like tom hanks talked to the volleyball
     
  16. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    "WILLLLSOONNNNNN!!!"

    :mamoru:
     
  17. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    Ya know, some times you come out with these little gems and they just slay me :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    nah.. if you spend 24 hours a day around a woman she will have to use her daily quota of words on you. shit gets old.
     
  19. Reign

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    That's what gag's are for. Especially on a desert/deserted island, who's gonna know? Shit, you bound and gag that slagathor* you use as a cum dumpster and all you have to remember to do is feed it.


    * - 3rd, or even 1st, definition
     
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  20. ChaCha

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    coconuts
     
  21. ChaCha

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    take the chick

    she'll at least get thin with little accessibility to food
     
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  23. knucks

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    no one said she was fat, she could be a thin uggo
     
  24. Phaedo

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    Guys, he did not say "ugly" or "unattractive" woman, he said a HIDEOUS woman. Do I really need to post an example on here to get your answers to change?
     
  25. Falconer

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    I don't know what Tech is (University?) but I"m 29 and I still think Porn > a woman you're not attracted to.

    My dick wouldn't even work if I wasn't attracted to the chick.
     

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