Maine, I found your future wife...

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  1. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    "LOXAHATCHEE BARBIE"
    This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
    small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud
    light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's
    butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag
    bumper sticker absolutely free.
     
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    true rednecks don't drink budlight. Budlight is fratboy beer. Rednecks drink the beast, highlife, and busch/busch light
     
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    Uh oh... I think Trancez is willing to fight Maine for her hand.
    Though he only wants her as a mistress.
     
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    roll a doughnut left and strike from the right. I'm good to go.
     
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    :rofl:
    You've been on a roll lately. :bigthumb:
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    :rofl: holy chit
     
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    trance and timber should hit up the arnold this year :coold:
     
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    depending on what finances are looking like and if filmy is going, I might.
     
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    Thinking about it actually... 5-6 hour drive only from Toronto.
     
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    my flight is $143 round trip
     
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    fuck that's cheaper then gas would cost me
    I might have to look at that
     
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    :werd: much easier. dont have to put all those miles on the car either.
     
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    trance bring one of your uhauls and just carry around broly crew in the back :coold:
     
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    LOL I wouldn't trust a uhaul to make that trip
     
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    we can set up a sweet jump :rofl:
     
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    Fuck if you guys are going I might go too. I have somebody I could stay with up that way too.
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Natty light or Bud heavy is how I roll.
     
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    if i'm going to drink cheap beer it'll be PBR. best cheap beer imo
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    no amstel light, no care.
     
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    I've never understood adding the "heavy" to it. It's just bud or budweiser if you don't say budlight. lol you know my stance anyway.
    Usuall = budweiser
    then Heineken
    st. pauly girl
    corona
    yeinlingwhatthefuckeverit'scalled

    and I tried this Japanese beer, I can't remember what it was called.... like sakuro or some such shit. it was real good.
     
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    if you wear a bra.
     
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