So I did an OS update for the intel macs and it was waiting to reboot. The MBP slides off that cutting board I was bragging about and hits the floor. I pick it up, and it runs only... finder crashes a few minutes later. I can't switch windows. I can still use Adium, so I say peace out I'm gonna reboot. It never reboots. Safe mode reboot has a kernel crash for "no APCI driver" and when I boot with the OS X install CDs, no drive is detected as installed. There is no hard drive. But the kernel boots... wtf? This sucks. I need that computer to take to a convention for our product launch. We may go out of business over this. The apple store will not allow me to make a reservation. Motherfuckers.