GUN MA Bans assault knives

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  1. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Liberal Faggotry has reached a new high
    http://www.mass.gov/legis/bills/senate/st01/st01384.htm

    AN ACT RELATIVE TO THE POSSESSION OF A MACHETE
    Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives in General Court assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:

    SECTION 1.

    Subsection (b) of section 10 of chapter 269 of the General Laws, as appearing in the 2002 Official Edition is hereby amended by inserting after the word “inches”, in line 67, the following word:- , machete.

    SECTION 2. Said subsection (b) of said section 10 of said chapter 269, as so appearing, is hereby further amended by adding the following paragraph:-

    For purposes of this section, “machete” means “a heavy knife at least 18 inches in length and having a blade at least 1.5 inches wide at its broadest measurement. This subsection shall not apply to carrying a machete on one’s person or in a vehicle if the machete is carried for the purpose of cutting vegetation or if the machete is being transported for the purpose of cutting vegetation. In a prosecution of a violation of this subsection, there shall be a permissible inference that such carrying of a machete is not for the purposes of cutting vegetation. Such presumption may be rebutted.

    Any individual who requires a machete for the purposes of cutting vegetation shall register the machete with the local police department on an annual basis and, upon payment of an appropriate annual registration fee as determined by the local granting authority, shall be issued a permit authorizing him to possess the machete solely for the purposes of cutting vegetation
     
  2. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    NY better not follow there example I will not register nor surrender my machete :noes:
     
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    Ghostrider4450 New Member

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    Liberal douches for the lose. Worth writing out every word this time.
     
  4. Artyboy

    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    How many murders have been machete related in the US in the last year :ugh:? WTF are these idiots thinking?
     
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    Here or Sierra Leone?
     
  6. Gaunt

    Gaunt blood for the blood god OT Supporter

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    wtf is an assult knife.
     
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    they don't think. and that's the problem.
     
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    Living in MA FTL. I can't wait to get out of here. Arizona FTW.
     
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    knives with additional bayonets :eek5:
     
  10. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I think they're doing cause they have a problem with MS13 in Boston or something :dunno: but you know since they hacked a couple people with machetes lets just ban machetes instead of going after the root of the problem sounds logical to me :hsughno:
     
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    HAHAHAH ARE THEY FUCKING JOKING?????

    A MACHETE PERMIT!??????????????????/NA AHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAH

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY EYES ARE LITERALLY TEARING AND MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.
     
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    Guys, I have a confession to make :hs:.

    I was...


    I was...


    Man I can't even bring myself to admit it.


    I was born in Massachusetts :wtc:.
     
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    Thunderbear Yggdrasil's Forester.

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    The Navy has chaplains that try to help Marines, but usually we're beyond help. :o
     
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    Wow.

    That's all I can say right now..
     
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    They can have my machetes when they pry them from my cold dead hands.










    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    There must be alot of drive by hackings in Mass. I wonder if they can trace a wound back to a certain Machete :noes: They'll probably have to serial them now too. :greddy:
     
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    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Serial #'d and a test hacking on file so they can trace it back if its used to hack someone :noes:

    Next they'll be coming for my gerber hatchet :noes:
     
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    there was actually a machete murder recently.



    the guy STABBED the victim with the machete.
     
  19. we can buy those at walmart :rofl:
     
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    england banned certain types of kitchen knives, but i never thought i'd see restrictions on edged weapons in the uSA

    EDIT: I meant tools, a machete isn't even a weapon most of the time.
     
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    Gaunt blood for the blood god OT Supporter

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    damn not really a good stabbing weapon. :eek3: must have left a nice wound
     
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    i didnt get to see the pics or anything, but im sure it was a messy scene.
     

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